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Anonymous
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

Jerry
My name is Jerry Single/divorce Iâ€™m 37 6â€™ tall around 220 White/Caucasian Open to all races Looking for funny, responsible and kind women around my age (30-40). Cute guy looking for a serious relationship only. Iâ€™m not interested in casual acquaintances or more friends. I want to meet a woman whose interested in a real, long-term relationship and all the thrills that go with that â€“ holidays, romance, and fun of course. I am an intelligent, yet impulsive guy looking for a good partner to share my feelings and thoughts. I am educated, patient, confident about myself, trustworthy and handsome (at least I think so!). I can be very naughty and unpredictable at times, yet I am quite a lovable guy. I have the capacity to make people laugh and surprise them. I love sports and pets. Looking for funny, responsible and kind women.

Futuremilf
my username is half joke, half truth. haha. i really cannot wait to be married with children. im an old soul and am constantly being told i act twice my age. and i have my mothers looks, and at 40 she's still jaw-droppingly gorgeous. sooo. yeah, in a nutshell that's where my mind is at. feel free to hit me up and say hey. im really into meeting new ppl.

Fireman1122
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Janet48
Your Love Style is Agape You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrifice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?

I Heart Boobs Zzz The Original
I DO NOT DO LOUNGES...I DON'T WANNA BE IN YOUR FU-MAFIA EITHER so if you send me endless invites you will be blocked! VAGINA ONLY Please... :) Ok...so I just turned 44 but I feel like I don't look a day over 38...LOL. I have a fantastic sense of humor and will randomly display it so be prepared to laugh. I am single...I have a 6 year old daughter...my desire is not to be single for too much longer...I am growing tired of masturbation and watching scary movies alone isn't cutting it for me. I will chat with almost anyone...so feel free to SB me... What I am looking for in a significant other? Well (boobs) I mean she has to (boobs) have a fantastic personality (boobs) and a great sense of (boobs) humor. I don't have "Haters, Haterz" or anything of the kind. I don't care what anyone on here thinks about me as this is a "for fun" site not "real life"...and while you can socially interact with people on here I certainly don't count this as my "social circle" I am really just h

Redneckdiesel
Well my names Mike and im country as hell. I drive a Ford Diesel truck that dumps soot out the back. I hate the way stacks look so im going to run dual straight pipes. Im in the Army and currently in Afghanistan and missin Texas. I wear nothin but Wrangler Jeans, T-shirt, Boots, and either my stetson or a John Deere cap. I have a daughter whos 4 and she is my life. i will give and do anything for her. My favorite beer is Budweiser, just ask my dog who shares the name! If you wanna know more just ask me, im not that shy! i love cookin on my grill, takin my trucks in the woods, fishin and huntin. I never learned how to swim and dont plan on it, but i do goto the lake and get in the water. If i start to drown, please come save me, and if your sexy, mouth to mouth is appreciated whether its needed or not lol My twin brother mark who has done 1 deployment to Iraq My little brother Dan who has done 1 deployment to Afghanistan Myself, i am currently on deployment number 4, 2 to Iraq, 1 to UAE

Chris1974lol
im tall and i like all colors no discrimination from my part you>>>> i'm in to all kinds of thing computers motorcycles book movies tv you tubing big survival video watcher im a Freemason and a shriner and a 32 degree Scottish rite ! Im not here to net sex you want todo that then go fuck yourself cuase bitches you aint getting that shit from me ! I will by bling if I want and usally just give it to ppl who aint all mutha fucka buy me sumtin ! if you don't like the way I joke well fuck off FUCKING ME Just depends not a massive movie fan to be honest with you

Ezapp48w
i'm 5'11 and about 170 brn hair brn eyes ,soccer coach baseball coach and football coach my interest r many from sports to being a ex army man to hunting and all out doorsman if u want more ask i can tell u to many to mention many titles

Dericks Mama
Koby's kids Get Code | Create Your Own! Anime, Movies, Music, Learning about God in a spiritual way, Old muscle cars, WWE, and more All the troops that are righten for our country and that have. And Wolfy! What ever I'm in the mood to watch

The Kinky Little Mistress Needs 94 Fans
FIRST THINGS FIRST....SEND ME DRINKS OR GIFTS AND YOU WILL BE BLOCKED ON THE SPOT!!!! I AM TIRED OF ASKING....AND I NO LONGER CARE IF YOU'RE A FRIEND OR NOT....SEND THEM AND YOU'RE GONE!!!! I AM KATE....I AM A LIFELONG MEMBER OF THE WHO DAT NATION....FROM JUST OUTSIDE OF NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA....I LOVE MY KIDS, HOT BOILED CRAWFISH, AND MY NEW ORLEANS SAINTS....AM A FULL-TIME STUDENT SO I MAY NOT BE AROUND AT TIMES....AM HERE FOR FRIENDS ONLY SO IF YOU'RE JUST LOOKING FOR A BOOTY CALL THEN KEEP ON MOVING.... PLEASE FEEL FREE TO RATE/LIKE/FAN/ADD....I WILL HELP YOU OUT IN ANY WAY I CAN....MY FAMILY KICKS ASS SO BE SURE TO RUB THEIR BUTTONS....THEY ENJOY IT JUST AS MUCH AS I DO....IF YOU NEED HELP FEEL FREE TO HIT MY SB AND IF I AM ABLE TO I WILL HELP YOU....I AM A WOMAN OF MY WORD!!!!

Damamma2000
i,m a 47 female i like to shop /waljs/movies/dinning/i'm caring/kind/outgoing/but also shy at first ,a mom and love it /love to chat that's why i'm here from louisiana i love to shop /walks on the beach covosation,i'm outgoing /but also shy at first /love meeting people

Dsgnrdavid
I never really know how to cram 40 years of life experiences into a small box. I live in Southern Indiana but have severe wanderlust. I guess my dream would be to spend my life living out of an RV seeing this amazing country. I have traveled much and want to see more. I believe the journey is the goal. the destination is just where you stop. Probably my favorite place to be if I had to pic would be New Orleans. I love the feel, the vibe, its a big city where everyone is in their own time zone. If you have been there you know. If you havent, you must go! Spend the morning at Dumond, listening to the music, enjoying the food, Its not just a party town, its so much more. "Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They

Jimmy
born in the 60`s just looking for someone that gives a shit about there life.i have no kids,don`t want to deal with that . . i`m looking for someone that is single lady.or someone with a old car,old gun. my mom and dad,and all my family from the UK.also all my freinds from my life anything that was made before 1985.

Brittanyscout
hey everyone my name is Brittany I'm 19 I was a model until I was 11 but I get tried of it because it don't help me in life so I quit and now I'm a normal girl but people noticed me because I was on Americans next top model so my life will never be normal because people are always asking me for a autograph and I'm like wow this is never going to change so I want people on here to treat me like a normal person not a famous person please I'm a down to earth person I'm fun to be around, I have a great personal im looking for a guy that can treat me like a normal person not a toy or prize I have feelings to Jenna Mason playboy model Romance Funny Movies honor

Lorann
I'm here to just make friends and have fun. NO Yahoo, Skype, cam's, etc. I'm not into trying to pick up guys here. I am energetic, sweet , funny, a little crazy (in a good way), and a professional smartass. glitter-graphics.com 14 Interesting Buttons For You.- If I Am Here, I Always Try To Help.- Black List of Unfrendly Users, Mainly Who Block Other.- By You Blocked Users and Here You Can Unblock Them.- Who Liked You Today.- Friends Recent Birthdays.- Family and Top Friends Status.- To Who You Give Blings.- Family And Friends Bulletins.

Kitty
Well...I'm Caitlin! and I'm pretty much fricken awesome, Marilyn Manson is sexy!....I love piercings and Tattoo's! I have a few of them myself...I love Music Rock and metal all the way!!....its fabulous!! and I love to have fun!..I'm ususally happy!..unless you really piss me off!..and i like guns, there sexy! and thats pretty much it!! any questions.....? hhhmmm.......my man, music...scary movies...and my Dog!

Jinx Aka Mr. Idgaf
EMT and EMS Pictures Comments - Photobucket Lets see if anyone reads this. The name is Brandon, I'm 28 and this is my second time here so i kinda know the ropes of fubar. I'm just here to have fun and meet cool people. I'm not shy i do say hi to anyone. if you show me respect i'll show it right back. Now right off the bat I have a little boy and he is my world so an easy way to get on my bad side is to talk about my son in a bad way. Trust me your day would end in a bad way if you do. Next thing if you are reading this(which i doubt) i am a divorced man so i'm not looking to jump into anything at this point in time. Its just a long painful story, but if i meet the right woman that could all change. i have 19 tattoos and i am getting more. i love my job in the military (flight medic) and wouldn't give it up for anyone. other than that stuff i'm a funny guy just looking for a good laugh. I'm a smart ass by nature so don't take anything i say to heart its just how i am. Don't worry i

Boxerbabe Owner Of Twisted And Disturbed
Guess I needed to update this. I am here to have fun! I am NOT here to: Show NSFW's Cam Have cyber or phone sex I am a bitch but I have a big heart and will help anyone out that I can. Do not mistake my kindness for weakness, unless you want to see my true colors. If you want to be friends with me, then I will welcome you. Take heed not to screw me over and act childish by bringing me high school drama. This is an adult site, so act like an adult. P.S. If you do not have a photo of yourself as your default, I will not accept a friend request from you! I have many interests. I love music. My friends...we hang out and do fun things. Like drag racing, the rodeo, concerts, the bar, Nascar, pool and fishing. Oh and BEER!

Hard Core Hottie Kgbs Finest
my name is stephanie im 23, live in CT not much fun goes on here. i have a lil boy whose is 5 yrs old n hes my everythin. dont have much else 2 say if u wanna kno nethin lemme kno x3 All Time Favorite Quotes 1. One fine day in the middle of the night, 2. Two dead boys got up to fight, 3. Back to back they faced each other, 4. Drew their swords and shot each other, 5. One was blind and the other couldn't, see 6. So they chose a dummy for a referee. 7. A blind man went to see fair play, 8. A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" 9. A paralysed donkey passing by, 10. Kicked the blind man in the eye, 11. Knocked him through a nine inch wall, 12. Into a dry ditch and drowned them all, 13. A deaf policeman heard the noise, 14. And came to arrest the two dead boys, 15. If you don't believe this story is true, 16. Ask the blind man he saw it too!

Silvaerynxxfe2xxwiccankitten
FIRST THINGS OFF I AM ENGAGED TO A WONDERFUL WOMAN THAT I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART, SHE IS ALSO MY SUBMISSIVE AS WELL AS MY BEST FRIEND, LOVER, THE PERSON I PLAN TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HOOKING UP WITH ANYONE ELSE, NOR DO I WANT ANY DRAMA. I AM TOTALLY DEVOTED TO HER AND HER ONLY, SO IF ALL YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS A PIECE OF CYBER ASS THEN KEEP MOVING, I AM NOT INTERESTED. I AM SIMPLY HERE TO MAKE HER HAPPY AND MAYBE FIND SOME NEW FRIENDS WHO ARE WORTH MY TIME AND EFFORT. IF YOU WANNA BE SENSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL THEN BY ALL MEANS SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST. BE WARNED IF YOU TRY TO CROSS MY BOUNDRIES YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.. THANX HAGD

Nevermore
cynical and little bit of a realist. I am easy going. I love watching a movie, listening to music, and playing guitar. Family is everything to me and I love my kids, I have two girls who are my world. LOVE TATTOOS computers, video games, books, reading, tv, movies, music, camping, hiking, outdoors, tattoos, running, gym, shooting, electronics, fantasy, family, friends, guns, photography, art, games, bars, clubs, school I like all kinds of movies and for TV I like house, MASH family guy, south park, futurama, Game of thrones, big bang theory etc.

Manna
If you want to actually know me then just talk to me as if I'm just a person. Be respectful and considerate which is hard to be but if you are, then I know you would be worth talking to. I have two beautiful kids who are my world. I work my ass off to support them so if I'm not around or answer you it is because I'm out working. I'm not here to find love but just friends. I have made some great friends on here and I hope to make more. If you actually want to get to know me more don't decide that just because of the way I look or how my pictures look. Want to get to know me because you think I am a great person who is worth the time to get to know on the inside. That might be sappy but guess what I am a sappy romantic person. Unless you piss me off.... Then I'm just a bitch. Make everyday worth living because you never know when tomorrow won't be there. Amanda GudimCreate Your Badge Myself.... I LOVE LOVE Horror movies!

Bre Gf2 Djbudman
I am just me, nothing more nothing less. Don't ask for nude pictures or for cybering on cam, because I will block you if you do. Dancing, camping, beach, quiet time in a cabin, mardi gras,and that one on one alone time

Zoya Farclb
**********READ MY PROFILE BEFORE SENDING FRIEND REQUEST.....PLEASE******************* I AM 39 I HAVE A 20 YR OLD SON WHO IS MY WORLD. I HAVE 59 TATTS AND 6 PIERCINGS.(2 in one ear & 3 in the other ear & 1 in my tounge).I AM A WITCH. IF YOU CANNOT ACCEPT THAT THEN LEAVE. IF YOU CAN ACCEPT IT THEN BY ALL MEANS KEEP READING. AS YOU CAN TELL FROM SOME OF MY PICS, I AM A BBW. IF YOU CAN HANDLE THAT COOL IF NOT THERE'S THE DOOR. I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS A JOB OR SOME KIND OF INCOME OF THEIR OWN AND WHO LIKES ME FOR ME. I AM NOT ON HERE TO MEET ANYONE FOR ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH DRAMA BULLSHIT AT THIS TIME AS I HAVE MET TOO MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE FAKES AND LIARS. I AM CURRENTLY TRYING TO KEEP THE DRAMA IN MY LIFE TO A MINIMUM. IF YOU CANT ACCEPT THAT THEN LEAVE.ALSO IF YOU WANT TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND PLEASE TYPE SOMETHING IN THE FRIEND REQUEST BOX IF YOU SEND ME A BLANK REQUEST I MAY NOT ACCEPT YOU.ALSO IF YOU WANT TO CHAT SEND ME A MESSAGE DO NOT SHOUT AT ME AS I RARELY US

Mrkennady
Howdy all, how can i waste more time on the enterweb, when i see this thing on the bottom of my msn messenger, and here i am. really whats to know about me... i like the web, i play on the web, i LOVE the web. that's the life of the lifeless. This whole enterweb thing is a hoot and that's what i do if i ain't watching TV or playing one of my console systems. alrighty then peace out all and enjoy the Bar i'm interested in a lot of different things, but i choose not to figure out what they are, or list them here

Hottiehair Kiwi
My name is Kiwi, and I'm 47 years and divorced. I also have three wonderful children, who I get to see ever other weekend so when I have them they are top priopity in my life no one else matters. (sorry)

Tda
"We been down every since tha sound has been underground" COME CHECK OUT OUR WICKEDLY TWIZTED MUSIC @ OUR REVERBNATION PAGE OR ADD US ON FB AND STAY UPDATED WITH THA NEW SHYT COMING SOON TO A STREET NEAR YOU. We know what's poppin' out here in FL but we want tha masses to keep us hitting tha top of tha charts and letting peeps know we put in and earn our stripes for this underground shyt. Come see our music page with our live performance on 4/20/13 smoking out tha stage & sharing tha spiffs to tha local drunks & big booty lettes in tha crowd. We also have free mp3 track downloads so you can put that wickedly twizted sound in ya ears all day & bump that shyt where ever you go. As Always Please Like, Share & Fan us @ http://www.ReverbNation.com/ThaDarkAngel Also Visit Facebook Music Page @ http://www.facebook.com/DarkStudioArts Be sure to check out our top tracks "In Tha Graveyard, Circle's of Death & Grindin LIVE Performance Video" ~ T.D.A. T.D.A.'s Music R

Robbie
Right.. I suppose you would call me a geek, as i'm always on the computer. Not only do I work as a web developer in the day, but I go home and chat here on Fubar at night! Oh come on.. give me a break - your doing it too! So yeah i'm from the UK, I love this country, I love how small it is, I love how within an hour I can be at the coast, watching the sea roll.. I love that I can hop on a ferry and get to several countries again within an hour or two.. I love meeting new people, and making new friends - that's why i'm here on Fubar, so if you'd like to know more about the geek - please message me Until then, see ya! x I have really started to get into my photography, just picking up the camera for a day and seeing what shots I can get is a lot of fun. From flowers to urban landscape, and portrait to landscape.. I trully love it all! So if anyone fancies a little modelling work - let me know!

Dave
I am a power lifter. I am a HUGE Lou Ferrigno fan. He is the man that inspired me to start weight lifting. When I was a little kid, I loved to watch The Incredible Hulk EVERY morning. I'm VERY OUTSPOKEN, I'm the type of person that tells it like it is no matter who likes it and who don't. If you really don't wanna know my opinion on something, DON'T ask me cause I'll tell ya what I think and won't care if you like WHAT I said or THE WAY I said it. I love Alabama football. I love lifting weights, fooling around on computers, helping a friend of mine restore a few of his cars and trucks, deer hunting, target practice with my compound bow and crossbow, fishing, Turkey hunting, blacksmithing, wood carving, drawing, playing chess, bowling, football, spending time with my family. Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Harlem Nights Walking Tall Cobb Man Of The House Zapped! Zapped Again! Gone In 60 Seconds Facing The Giants Soul Men Welcome Home Rosco

Hooter
OK YALL SO TO START OFF MY NAME IS KENDRA IM 25 AND WAS BORN AND RAISED IN THE GOOD OL STATE OF GEORGIA.I LOVE THE OUTDOORS AND IM NOT SCARED TO GET A LIL BIT DIRTY I HAVE A WONDERFUL SON NAMED CLAYTON AND IM HAPPILY TAKEN BY A AMAZING MAN SO IN OTHER WORDS IN ON HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS AND NOT FUCK BUDDYS OR SKYPE BONING LOL IF YOU ASK ME TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT WITH YOU IT WILL BE A STRAIGHT UP BLOCK MODE SO ITS YOUR CHOICE THIS RIGHT HERE IS MY AWSOME BOYFRIEND I CAN DEFFINATELY SAY WEVE HAD OUR UPS AND DOWNS BUT I WOULDNT TRADE EM FOR THE WORLD

Crystal Lee Gilbert
Things about me I suppose people should know: --I am not much of a chatter; so I may come off as boring and/or uninterested. Nothing personal..I just don't talk or ask questions much.. but if you want to try to break the ice & encourage me to chat, Humor works wonders. --I am not exactly sure why I am here. --This is the 3rd one of these things I've had. I usually forget about them.

Thesilverhawkfe2brittalicious
Ok, What to say. I am married to a beautiful woman.... She is on here, and we are in an open relationship. You may know her... Scarletrose. I am currently working in the Aviation industry as a Production Control clerk at an aircraft repair station (boring I know right?). Currently I am going to school to get my Airframe and Powerplant license, then I can make the real money by working on Aircraft. Yes I love Aircraft. I am married, and I have 3 beautiful children. ScarletRoseThorne is my RL wifey, and even though she has found another person she is still sticking with me, and I with her. I am hereto have fun and relax after the stress of work and school gets to me. So welcome to my profile, sit back and relax!!!! I will give you all this... I am VERY picky about who goes into my family. Once you get to know me well enough... Then you might become one of the Family. As far as top friends, we can discuss that...lol My interests are as follows: Anime Aircraft (Currently in school for w

Blue Dragon
I’m 32. I am a good old country boy. I like to hunt, fish, and drive a pickup. I have a son that I spend as much time with that I can. I like tattoos and as you can see I’m tattooed myself. I'm here to meet new people, I like to talk to any one who won’t to talk to me. I do like being naughty every now and then but do not have time for drug users or liars’ you wont to know any thing about me just ask! I will say up front my spelling is not the best so I may mess-up a word or two from time to time.