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Lets see if anyone reads this. The name is Brandon, I'm 28 and this is my second time here so i kinda know the ropes of fubar. I'm just here to have fun and meet cool people. I'm not shy i do say hi to anyone. if you show me respect i'll show it right back. Now right off the bat I have a little boy and he is my world so an easy way to get on my bad side is to talk about my son in a bad way. Trust me your day would end in a bad way if you do. Next thing if you are reading this(which i doubt) i am a divorced man so i'm not looking to jump into anything at this point in time. Its just a long painful story, but if i meet the right woman that could all change. i have 19 tattoos and i am getting more. i love my job in the military (flight medic) and wouldn't give it up for anyone. other than that stuff i'm a funny guy just looking for a good laugh. I'm a smart ass by nature so don't take anything i say to heart its just how i am. Don't worry i won't show you my junk, cash and prizes, dong, cock, or what ever you want to call it. Then only time that you'll see it is if we're in that type of relationship or if you ask really really nicely lol jk. really i won't show it. I love any type of music mainly rock and dubstep, sorry but I don't like country music just can't get into it. So don't be shy and say hi or leave some love, comments, crush me, add me, rate me, or just do what ever hey i'm open and love to meet new people.

Something that I learned from reading profiles on here:
1. OMG you read profiles?!?!? Yeah i learned to read in school for a reason.
2. I actually do read profiles on here. I know shocker.
3. I know being in the military i'm not owed anything or think I should get special treatment from people on here.
4. I know when you hit my like button or when I hit yours you actually don't like me. If i hit yours i don't actually like you. You might hit the button for points, or you think i'm cute, or some reason you have but i know it is a game and not to be taken seriously.
5. Ladies on here really don't like guys who are rude, being an asshole, stalker types, hey look at my dick type, show me your tits or you're a fucking bitch ass whore type, or any other type of guy on here.
6. The shout box seems to piss people off (mainly the ladies), when you send message after message on it.
7. People do not revolve their world around this site. Asking why haven't you message me back is a stupid question and message to send when people are not on here all the time.
8. Constantly asking people "hey do you want to look at my dick?" or "hey if you don't look at my dick YOU'RE a fucking whore!" is not a good way to make friends on here.
9. Calling the ladies baby, babe, sexy, or saying nice tits in a friend request will not make you friends. They tell you there name for a reason. People would know if they read profiles instead of looking at pics. There are some crazy folks on here, just read.
10. This site is not meant to be a dating site. There are a lucky few on here, but people don't always come on here to date or fuck for one night.
11. If you have nude pic posted and they are not private, well damn it i'm going to look. I am a guy and i will do guy things so don't get mad cause i looked at them or someone said something offensive. You put them up there just saying.

Now lets see if anyone reads any of this.