Secretman
Dumb, Small, Ugly, Brilliant, I own the world, the world I own fits a small souvenir, Bill Gates is rich, so is Donald Trump...but in the end of the day they can't beat me in monopoly. I don't squish cockroaches because I am afraid of hurting you. The cockroaches don't step on you because they are afraid of hurting me. The world is a banana chocolate fudge no diabetic can eat, unless he is made out of salt. Santa Claus is a terrorist because they are no chimneys in airplanes. You are smart if you actually think, but then realize, thinking is not necessarily mean your smart. I have a dream! I want cats and dogs to live together, and start attacking humans like in Alabama. Haha, I don't drink...no sir I don't, but if you want me to drink, your wife better pay my bill. If she doesn't its OK, whores can't afford a drink one minute before they go to work. I had a dream! All women right protested close to a factory and developed a mutable disease and transformed into a man without a penis. I

Misscountryshine Aob Tmaxx
NOT MUCH TO SAY ABT ME I AM SMALL TOWN TEXAS COUTRY GIRL, MY SIGN IS A CANCER,, AND MY SAYN IS... ''ANYONE THAT MEETS'' ''AND GETS TO KNOW ME'' ''CANT HELP TO LOVE ME''....''BECAUSE THIS'' ''LITTLE TEXAS COUNTRY GIRL'' ''WILL GROW ON YOU'' ''LIKE CANCER'' THAT ''YOU CANT SHAKE'' AND ''DONT WANT TO GET RID OF''!!! LOL SAD BUT TRUE!! I AM A VERY REAL AND UP FRONT WOMEN NO FAKE SHIT HERE!! I HAVE MED.BROWN LONG HAIR,,HEIGHT ABT 5'7 IN HALF,,HAZLE EYES,,WEIGHT AROUND 120LBS... LOVE DRINKN SOME BEER AND SEENING HOW MUCH BULLSHIT I CAN GET INTO. AND BELIEVE ME I GET INTO ALOT!!! AND THE TYPE OF WOMEN THAT DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO TRY... IT SEEMS TO ALWAYS FIND ME. LOL!!!! I AM A MOTHER OF #3 HANDSOME BOYS AGES #22,,, #18,, AND MY BABY BOY IS #8 ,, YES I AM MARRIED BUT WE R SEPARTED GOIN ON OUR SEPAREAT WAYS WORKING ON A DIVORCE... BUT ITS ALL GOOD ITS HIS DAMN LOST... IT WILL SLAP HIM RITE IN THE FACE AND KNOCK HIS ASS TO THE GROUND, WHEN REALITY KICKS IN.... HAHA!!!! THATS WHAT HE GETS!!!!! I DO

Christinatattooobsessed
I am a very outgoing person. I love everyone, unless you are a bitch to me. I am absolutely obsessed with zombies, hello kitty, and popsicles. I am a dominatrix, so if you want, you can ask me questions about that. Add me to get to know me (: I like to read, write, meet new people, hang out, watch old movies, play video games, go to concerts, get tattoos and piercings, and bake. Comedy, Horror, Gore

1faye
I am 60yrs young, I have 6 grand children 5 boys one grand daughter, one of the grand children is a special needs child. He is so loveable it isn't funny.. I love to go camping fishing,kayaking,hunting, and just about anything to do with being outside.

Clever Nickname
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Southarkrocker
I play Rhythm guitar with Contraband Chicken. Any video we have online at the moment is from rehearsal and recorded with an HD video cam so the sound quality sucks but you get the live action at least. No professional recordings as of yet but we gonna get there with some soon. Playing music and playing PS3 online. Neal Peart, Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee, George Lynch, Ted Nugent, Flea, Buddy Rich, Jimi Hendrix, Eddie Van Halen Adam Sandler, Caddyshack, Will Ferrell, John C Reilly yeah lots of comedy stuff. Rob Zombie makes some pretty cool flicks though.

Makemoney
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