1. I have other hobbies outside fubar. I will try to like, rate, etc but sometimes I have other things to do. Please don't be offended.

2. I spent 23 years in the military so yes, these entries are listed and numbered.

3. I provide home repair, heavy lifting, bodyguard and wingman services for a group of female friends whom I lovingly refer to as my harem.

4. I live alone in a large house, so if you can't find space to store your Christmas decorations I have may be able to help.

5. I have the coolest girlfriend on the planet.

6. I have an opinion about anyone who considers an astrological sign to be self descriptive.

7 If you aren't aware, FUBAR is a military acronym meaning "fucked up beyond all recognition" used to avoid foul language during radio communication.

8. Words cannot describe how hot you would have to be for me to pay to see your nsfw folder.



Fu Observations:

1.a. Women post sexually suggestive photos yet seem offended when someone makes a sexually suggestive comment.
1.b. Men post non-sexual photos but hope for a sexually suggestive comment.

2. Narcissism is compounded in an anonymous environment.

3. You cannot advance in fubar without begging.

4. The most flattering photo angles for most people appears to be from directly overhead.

5. Everyone writes they are not looking for a relationship even when they are looking for a relationship.

6. People rarely engage in the activities they list as their favorite. I may be guilty of this as well.

7. Anyone that rants about how they hate drama probably has a lot of drama. If jokes about drama upset you, you probably have drama.

8. People write they will never post "nsfw" photos yet have nude or semi-nude photos posted. I find this a bit odd.

9. If a woman is on webcam some guy will always ask them to show their breasts and for their yahoo or skype id. Somehow this is a surprise.