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On Palin

OK, get this: McCain claims Obama called Plain a pig with lipstick when Obama didn't, so that means the first incident of calling Palin that came from her own running mate. And she referred to herself as a pitbull with lipstick at the RNC in her lame speech. So, tell me... Is Sarah Palin now a pitbullied pig with lipstick?

Hillary flopped

http://muddythoughts.blogspot.com/2008/08/hillarys-speech-milquetoast-flop.html Hillary's Speech a milquetoast flop I heard Senator Hillarious' convention speech on the radio last night on the way home from work. The junior Butternut Squash from New York had the chance to unify the Democratic PUMAs (Party Unity, My Ass!) behind Obama, vilify Panama John, and pass the torch to the next generation of America. She failed 2 out of 3. What She Did Right She did vilify McCain, and painted an accurate portrayal of McCain as being a Bush extension and puppet: Now, John McCain is my colleague and my friend. He has served our country with honor and courage. But we don't need four more years...of the last eight years. More economic stagnation…and less affordable health care. More high gas prices …and less alternative energy. More jobs getting shipped overseas…and fewer jobs created here. More skyrocketing debt...home foreclosures…and mounting bills that are crushing our middle class families. More war...less diplomacy. More of a government where the privileged come first…and everyone else comes last. John McCain says the economy is fundamentally sound. John McCain doesn't think that 47 million people without health insurance is a crisis. John McCain wants to privatize Social Security. And in 2008, he still thinks it's okay when women don't earn equal pay for equal work. With an agenda like that, it makes sense that George Bush and John McCain will be together next week in the Twin Cities. Because these days they're awfully hard to tell apart. She did a good job of painting Panama John as a Bushite, and did a good job about showing where he's wrong on things. The Twin Cities line was a good one, but she should have referred to Bush and McCain as political twins to get it across better. She even got the tagline right: No way. No how. No McCain. It's easy to vilify McCain. After all, the man is a ne'er-do-well career government man: # He got into Annapolis because his daddy got him in (the same Daddy who covered up the USS Liberty incident). # He finished fifth from the bottom of his class and had a reputation as a lazy partier. # He lost five planes out from under him, including the USS Forrestal incident and becoming a POW. # He sold out this nation while a POW in exchange for medical treatment and prostitutes, earning the nickname Songbird. # Once he finally got home he promptly engaged in an adulterous affair while his wife was invalided by an auto accident, then divorced her and married his mistress, who just happened to be a drug-addicted beer distribution heiress with ties to the Mob. # He used her fortune to run for Congress, allegedly ahving other affairs along the way, and then improperly rode the coattails of the late, great Barry Goldwater to succeed him in the Senate (McCain is no Goldwater, but only Ron Paul comes close!). # He got mixed up in the influence-peddloing scandal known as the Keating Five. # He used his seat to block legislation to investigate what happened to his fellow POW/MIAs, probably to keep his own treason secret. # He legislated the unconstitutional McCain-Feingold campaign finance legislation. John Sidney McCain is simply the worst possible Republican canididate for the GOP, and the best for the Democratic Party. What She Did Wrong First, she made the speech all about what she did, not what Barack Obama will do. For a much better taste of that, check out the speech by the terminally-ailing Ted Kennedy. He channeled his late brother's words and actually said what his brother did in 1960: that the torch has been passed to a new generation. Instead, her's what Hillary said: I haven't spent the past 35 years in the trenches advocating for children, campaigning for universal health care, helping parents balance work and family, and fighting for women's rights at home and around the world...to see another Republican in the White House squander the promise of our country and the hopes of our people. Later on: For me, it's been a privilege to meet you in your homes, your workplaces, and your communities. Your stories reminded me everyday that America's greatness is bound up in the lives of the American people -- your hard work, your devotion to duty, your love for your children, and your determination to keep going, often in the face of enormous obstacles. You taught me so much, you made me laugh, and...you even made me cry. You allowed me to become part of your lives. And you became part of mine. I will always remember the single mom who had adopted two kids with autism, didn't have health insurance and discovered she had cancer. But she greeted me with her bald head painted with my name on it and asked me to fight for health care. I will always remember the young man in a Marine Corps t-shirt who waited months for medical care and said to me: "Take care of my buddies; a lot of them are still over there….and then will you please help take care of me?" I will always remember the boy who told me his mom worked for the minimum wage and that her employer had cut her hours. He said he just didn't know what his family was going to do. I will always be grateful to everyone from all fifty states, Puerto Rico and the territories, who joined our campaign on behalf of all those people left out and left behind by the Bush Administrtation. See, it was about her. Even more later on, it was still about her, not Obama: I ran for President to renew the promise of America. To rebuild the middle class and sustain the American Dream, to provide the opportunity to work hard and have that work rewarded, to save for college, a home and retirement, to afford the gas and groceries and still have a little left over each month. To promote a clean energy economy that will create millions of green collar jobs. To create a health care system that is universal, high quality, and affordable so that parents no longer have to choose between care for themselves or their children or be stuck in dead end jobs simply to keep their insurance. To create a world class education system and make college affordable again. To fight for an America defined by deep and meaningful equality - from civil rights to labor rights, from women's rights to gay rights, from ending discrimination to promoting unionization to providing help for the most important job there is: caring for our families. To help every child live up to his or her God-given potential. To make America once again a nation of immigrants and a nation of laws. To bring fiscal sanity back to Washington and make our government an instrument of the public good, not of private plunder. To restore America's standing in the world, to end the war in Iraq, bring our troops home and honor their service by caring for our veterans. And to join with our allies to confront our shared challenges, from poverty and genocide to terrorism and global warming. Most of all, I ran to stand up for all those who have been invisible to their government for eight long years. Those are the reasons I ran for President. Only afterward did she make one reference to Obama: Those are the reasons I support Barack Obama. And those are the reasons you should too. Yes, she did make some references to Obama, but most of the speech--almost half of it, was about Hillary Rodham Pumpkin. And that's not surprising, because to both her and her husband, it has always been Clinton first, Democratic Party second, America third. Always. was Hillary capable of delivering speech like Ted Kennedy? She can certainly technically do it, but her ego won't let her make that leap. That's why Obama was wise to not name her his Vice-Presidential choice or even consider her, PUMAs be damned. Second, she fell short in passing the torch. The fact is, Clintons are the 90s Democratic Party. They're last millenium's news. This isn't 1960, but it's not far off with the generation switch, and the parallels are fascinating for the whole thing, from the outdoor acceptance speech to the parallels of JFK-BHO, Johnson-Biden, even McCain-Nixon. Hopefully for the nation's sake we won't relive 1963 again. If you want to see the torch passed, look to Ted Kennedy, who despite his terminal brain tumor, kidney stones on the plane to Denver, and in general failing health, gave one helluva speech, and took up the mantle of his late brothers and rightfully passed on the torch they took up almost fifty years ago. Other Miscellaneous Junk There was a passing refernce to the Akransas DP chair being killed and Congressman Tubbs dying from too many lobbyist meals, but that was just political fluff which had no meaning. There was also an inexplicable and long-winded reference to Harriet Tubman and the Underground. Why was that there? According to the speech, it was to get to the "keep going, but get going first" punchline, but she used it poorly, and it wound up playing to racist fears of the 1850s. It really had no place in this speech. There was also this line: We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism that has enabled generations before us to meet our toughest challenges. Leaders who can help us show ourselves and the world that with our ingenuity, creativity, and innovative spirit, there are no limits to what is possible in America. This won't be easy. Progress never is. But it will be impossible if we don't fight to put a Democrat in the White House. Why the vague references to "leaders" and "a Democrat" in the White House? Was she referring to herslef in the implicit, "you should have chosen me" attitude? Why not refer to Obama directly here? That doesn't make sense, unless she cribbed this from a campaign sppech she never used, or if it was intended for a speech had there been a floor fight for the nomination (which still might happen as of this writing if the PUMAs have their way!). There was a section relating to the 19th Amendment, as if that had to do with anything that day. Pure political pandering to women only. There was way too much emphasis on national health care, as if that would cure our national ills. (For my take on that mess, read here.) Conclusion Hillary the Great Pumpkin gets a B- for this speech, probably the most important one of her life, and that's being generous. She probably deserves a C. She would do worse if she had failed to mention Obama at al beyond the first minute. Obama's campaing is about change, and the new generation. Hillary missed the memo a long time ago, and that's why she lost. And she still doesn't get it.

Declaring my candidacy

Considering I turn the big old 35 today, so as a Birthday Present to myself, I wish to declare my candidacy, for the President of... NOTHING! My first act in office will be to do nothing. It will be followed by even more acts of nothing, as I promise nothing and will deliver exactly that--nothing! I guarantee that I will tax you nothing. I guarantee a balanced budget of nothing spent and nothing earned. In fact, the budget will have nothing to it, and it will take nothing to understand it. In the past there have been the Do-Nothings, the Know-Nothings, and they were just pretenders, because in the end they actually did something. I'm the real nothing. If you elect me President of Nothing then I guarantee you that I will serve my term as best I can, which is to do nothing. Tannim '08: Vote for Nothing, because it's better than anything we got now! My name is Tannim, and I did nothing to approve this message...
THE PANAMANCHURIAN CANDIDATE: Why John McCain is INELIGIBLE to be President of the United States Introduction The question has been raised of citizenship on John McCain in terms of his eligibility to be President. Please follow this closely as it is lengthy, bit it shows that he is NOT eligible to be President. The usual disclaimer of “I am not lawyer and this is not legal advice and should not be taken as such blah blah etc.” applies. To properly answer this eligibility question, we need to examine what the Constitution says on the issue, what the federal law says on the issue, what the federal regulatory policy is on the issue, and the legal status of John McCain’s place of birth. All of this will determine what makes him eligible to be President, or not. The Constitution: Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 of the Constitution: No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States. Amendment 14, Section 1, Clause 1 of the Constitution: All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. From Article II, it’s clear that to be President one must be a “natural born” citizen. From the 14th Amendment, a US citizen is a person either born or naturalized in the United States (not both as they are mutually exclusive, more on that below). There is no third type of citizenship. To be complete, first we must answer the question of whether or not John McCain is in fact a citizen. The answer and its references also help answer the natural born question as well. In legal circles the Latin terms of reference are jus soli (“right of the soil”) for born in the United States, and jus sanguinis (“right of blood”) for born to citizen parents. Naturalization is referred to by lex soli (“law of the soil”). John McCain was born in the Panama Canal Zone in 1936 to American parents, so jus sanguinis definitely applies to him, and is not in dispute here. But jus sanguinis has no basis in US law (only jus soli and lex soli do) except through applying legislation such as INA below (see the next section), so it falls under lex soli. And therein is the question: Is a citizen born in the Panama Canal Zone in 1936 a citizen under jus soli or lex soli (born or naturalized)? The Untied States Code: A quick look at 8 USC 1400 appears to answers the question. That section of the United States Code comes directly from the Immigration and Naturalization Act (INA) of 1952, which was passed when McCain was 16 years old. First, we must answer the citizenship question. If you look at 8 USC 1401(a) and (c), you find this: The following shall be nationals and citizens of the United States at birth: (a) a person born in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof;” (c) a person born outside of the United States and its outlying possessions of parents both of whom are citizens of the United States and one of whom has had a residence in the United States or one of its outlying possessions, prior to the birth of such person; If you look at 8 USC 1403(a), it addressed McCain’s situation rather clearly: (a) Any person born in the Canal Zone on or after February 26, 1904, and whether before or after the effective date of this chapter, whose father or mother or both at the time of the birth of such person was or is a citizen of the United States, is declared to be a citizen of the United States. So it’s pretty clear that John McCain is a citizen. But is he a natural born (jus soli) citizen or a naturalized (lex soli) citizen? This is where it gets tricky. Because 8 USC 1403(a) uses the term “is declared to be a citizen” (emphasis added), that leans heavily towards a lex soli position (naturalization). And persons born to citizens between November 1903 (when Panama became independent from Colombia with U.S. intervention) and February 1904 are not declared citizens under this section, which indicates that the declaration of citizenship is simply naturalization and not by birth since it is dependent on the law and a calendar date. Furthermore, naturalization is defined in 8 USC 1101(a)(23): (a) As used in this chapter— (23) The term “naturalization” means the conferring of nationality of a state upon a person after birth, by any means whatsoever. In other words, naturalization means a person is made, conferred, or “declared” a citizen after birth, leaving “natural born” to only mean becoming a citizen at birth. This is consistent with 8 USC 1403(a), which was enacted when John McCain was 16 years old. So at 16 years old John McCain was naturalized as a citizen by legislation, that legislation being the INA. But is there anything more concrete than that? The Supreme Court has never addressed the specifics of a natural born citizen, except once in passing, in the dissent of the infamous Dred Scott case, of all places, so it really has no bearing. Other cases have looked at citizenship, but not specifically the natural born part of it. Historically, the term “natural born” was put in Article II at the request of John Jay (who later helped write the Federalist Papers, became the first Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, and pointed out in 1796 that jury nullification is a right and duty of the people) to George Washington in a letter from 25 July 1787. McCain has claimed that the Naturalization Act of 1790 (26 March 1790) covers his status as a natural born citizen. That is not true. A close look at the Act indicates that it only covers “admission as a citizen” (meaning naturalization), and that Act was repealed in part 29 January 1795 and again in total 14 April 1802. So that argument does not work because it was repealed and because it creates naturalization instead of natural born citizenship. Federal Policy: It turns out there actually is something more concrete than just the USC mentioned above, and that is the regulations put forth by the State Department on citizenship. Specifically, 7 FAM 1100 addresses the situation quite clearly: 7 FAM 1111.2 Citizenship (TL:CON-64; 11-30-95) a. U.S. citizenship may be acquired either at birth or through naturalization. b. U.S. laws governing the acquisition of citizenship at birth embody two legal principles: (1) Jus soli (the law of the soil), a rule of common law under which the place of a person’s birth determines citizenship. In addition to common law, this principle is embodied in the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution and the various U.S. citizenship and nationality statutes. (2) Jus sanguinis (the law of the bloodline), a concept of Roman or civil law under which a person’s citizenship is determined by the citizenship of one or both parents. This rule, frequently called “citizenship by descent” or “derivative citizenship”, is not embodied in the U.S. Constitution, but such citizenship is granted through statute. As laws have changed, the requirements for conferring and retaining derivative citizenship have also changed. 7 FAM 1116.1-4 Not Included in the Meaning of "In the United States" (TL:CON-64; 11-30-95) c. Despite widespread popular belief, U.S. military installations abroad and U.S. diplomatic or consular facilities are not part of the United States within the meaning of the 14th Amendment. A child born on the premises of such a facility is not subject to the jurisdiction of the United States and does not acquire U.S. citizenship by reason of birth. So citizenship is either by birth or naturalization, according to 7 FAM 1111.2(a) here and noted above. Furthermore, the principle of jus sanguinis is NOT part of the law, except by statute (lex soli) according to 7 FAM 1111.2(b)(2) here and also noted above. The regulation at 7 FAM 1116.1-4(c) puts forth the idea of a birth in a military installation aboard as not part of the United States under the 14th Amendment, and therefore children born there must be naturalized in order to be considered citizens. For 7 FAM 1116.1-4(c) to apply to John McCain, then, it must be shown that the Canal Zone was not “in the United States”. That brings us back to 8 USC 1101(a)(38): (38) The term “United States”, except as otherwise specifically herein provided, when used in a geographical sense, means the continental United States, Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Guam, and the Virgin Islands of the United States. Note the Canal Zone is not listed. However, since the Canal Zone is no longer under United States control as of January 1, 2000, this is only an indicator and not conclusive. To get a better understanding of the status of the Canal Zone, we look at the relevant treaties. The first one is the Hay-Bunau Varilla Treaty of 1903, which established the Canal Zone for the actual building of the Panama Canal. The second one is Torrijos-Carter Treaty of 1977, which transitioned the Canal Zone control back to Panama by December 31, 1999. Who Owned The Canal Zone? Was the Canal Zone actually a territory under United States law, or was it just a leased area? To answer that question, we look at the original Hay-Bunau Varilla Treaty of 1903, negotiated by Theodore Roosevelt and his Secretary of State John Hay. Of note are both Article II and Article III: Article II The Republic of Panama grants to the United States in perpetuity, the use, occupation and control of a zone of land and land under water for the construction, maintenance, operation, sanitation and protection of said Canal of the width of ten miles extending to the distance of five miles on each side of the center line of the route of the Canal to be constructed; the said zone beginning in the Caribbean Sea three marine miles from mean low water mark and extending to and across the Isthmus of Panama into the Pacific Ocean to a distance of three marine miles from mean low water mark with the proviso that the cities of Panama and Colon and the harbors adjacent to said cities, which are included within the boundaries of the zone above described, shall not be included within this grant. The Republic of Panama further grants to the United States in perpetuity, the use, occupation and control of any other lands and waters outside of the zone above described which may be necessary and convenient for the construction, maintenance, operation, sanitation and protection of the said Canal or of any auxiliary canals or other works necessary and convenient for the construction, maintenance, operation, sanitation and protection of the said enterprise. The Republic of Panama further grants in like manner to the United States in perpetuity, all islands within the limits of the zone above described and in addition thereto, the group of small islands in the Bay of Panama, named Perico, Naos, Culebra and Flamenco. Article III The Republic of Panama grants to the United States all the rights, power and authority within the zone mentioned and described in Article II of this agreement, and within the limits of all auxiliary lands and waters mentioned and described in said Article II which the United States would possess and exercise, if it were the sovereign of the territory within which said lands and waters are located to the entire exclusion of the exercise by the Republic of Panama of any such sovereign rights, power or authority. Note that Article II Panama grants the United States “the use, occupation and control of a zone of land and land under water” for the Canal. It does NOT say it cedes that land to the United States, not does it say that Panama grants ownership of the land to the United States, just use and control of it. This is a lease, not a transfer of real estate, and therefore Panama still owned the land. Article III is exactly the same in nature, but it applies to auxiliary areas if Panama owns them. Read the sovereign clause carefully as the “it” in there refers to Panama, not the United States. Also of note is the resource use grant in Article IV: Article IV As rights subsidiary to the above grants the Republic of Panama grants in perpetuity, to the United States the right to use the rivers, streams, lakes and other bodies of water within its limits for navigation, the supply of water or waterpower or other purposes, so far as the use of said rivers, streams, lakes and bodies of water and the waters thereof may be necessary and convenient for the construction, maintenance, operation, sanitation and protection of the said Canal. In other words, the landowner (Panama) granted water rights to the lessee (United States). Further, note the payment schedule in Article XIV: Article XIV As the price or compensation for the rights, powers and privileges granted in this convention by the Republic of Panama to the United States, the Government of the United States agrees to pay to the Republic of Panama the sum of ten million dollars ($10,000,000) in gold coin of the United States on the exchange of the ratification of this convention and also an annual payment during the life of this convention of two hundred and fifty thousand dollars ($250,000) in like gold coin, beginning nine years after the date aforesaid. Notice it never says these payments are compensation for the land, just the “rights, powers, and privileges” to use it. This is RENT. One last part adds to the lease argument, Article XXV: Article XXV For the better performance of the engagements of this convention and to the end of the efficient protection of the Canal and the preservation of its neutrality, the Government of the Republic of Panama will sell or lease to the United States lands adequate and necessary for the naval or coaling stations on the Pacific coast and on the western Caribbean coast of the Republic at certain points to be agreed upon with the President of the United States. If the United States owned the Canal Zone land, thereby making it a United States territory, then this clause would not be necessary as they could build such stations within the zone, and this clause would not have been necessary. It’s pretty clear from the original treaty the Canal Zone was actually Panamanian land leased to the United States. The Torrijos-Carter Treaty of 1977 further backs this up: Article I 2. In accordance with the terms of this Treaty and related agreements, the Republic of Panama, as territorial sovereign, grants to the United States of America, for the duration of this Treaty, the rights necessary to regulate the transit of ships through the Panama Canal, and to manage, operate, maintain, improve, protect and defend the Canal. The Republic of Panama guarantees to the United States of America the peaceful use of the land and water areas which it has been granted the rights to use for such purposes pursuant to this Treaty and related agreements. Note this treaty declares Panama as the territorial sovereign, meaning they own the land and water, and they grant to the United States use of the land and water. It is conclusive that the Panama Canal Zone was Panamanian sovereign land administered and operated under treaty by the United States, and that popular belief that the Canal Zone was a United States territory is mistaken. This also is consistent with the State Department regulations in 7 FAM 1100 and 8 USC 1403(a) cited above. Since the Canal Zone was not “in the United States” with respect to the 14th Amendment, it must follow that the only place it can be is outside the United States. John McCain was born outside the United States in the Canal Zone, and as we have already seen, was covered under 8 USC 1403(a). If you look again at 8 USC 1401(c) and 1403(a), you see a big difference. 8 USC 1401(c) address births outside the U.S., meaning clearly that the “born in the United States” clause of the 14th Amendment cannot apply to this form of citizenship. Therefore a person that falls under 8 USC 1401(c) has to be a naturalized citizen. 8 USC 1403(a) already “declares” citizenship and implies naturalization. The only logical conclusion is that the Canal Zone was considered to be outside the United States, else these sections (8 USC 1401(c) and 8 USC 1403(a)) never needed to be codified into law in the first place, and 8 USC 1401(a) would apply instead (see above). Conclusion That leads us all back to the Constitutional requirements. The citizenship definitions of both Article II and Amendment 14 apply in terms of McCain running for President. So, tying it all together so far: 1. The 14th Amendment and matching regulations limit citizenship to natural born and naturalized. 2. John McCain was born in the Canal Zone to citizen parents. 3. 8 USC 1403(a) declares naturalized citizenship on persons born in the Canal Zone to citizen parents. 4. Therefore 8 USC 1403(a) applies to John McCain. 5. Therefore John McCain is a naturalized citizen. 6. The Canal Zone was not part of the United States. 7. Therefore John McCain was not born in the United States. 8. Therefore John McCain is a citizen not born in the United States. 9. Therefore John McCain is not a natural born citizen. 10. Article II of the Constitution states to be President a person must be a natural born citizen. 11. THEREFORE John McCain is not eligible to be President of the United States under Article II of the Constitution. Sources: • Latin terms from Black’s Law Dictionary. • State Department Regulations from http://www.state.gov/documents/organization/86755.pdf • United States Code from Findlaw. • Hay-Bunau Varilla Treaty of 1903 from http://www.bartleby.com/43/47.html • Torrijos-Carter Treaty of 1977 from http://www.state.gov/p/wha/rlnks/11936.htm • February 14, 2008 This material is copyrighted (by Tannim) and all rights are reserved.
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