one day, while walking to the store, i passed by a nursing home, on the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. i thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. on my return trip, i passed the same nursing home with teh same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. this time my curiosity got the best of me and i went inside to talk to the manager. do you know why there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn. yes he said they're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale
