A farmer was out working in his fields when he had to pee really bad. Hewas quite a ways from the house so he just climbed off his tractor andpeed in the clover. As luck would have it, a bee decided it was lunch time and zapped himright on the end of his dingus. It really hurt terribly when he rememberedthat buttermilk was known to relieve bee stings. He dashed to the house,opened the fridge, poured a glass of buttermilk and started to soak hisdingus. What a relief! Then he heard a gasp and saw that his 20-year-old daughter was in thedoorway, looking wide-eyed at what he was doing! He turned to her andsaid, "Now don't tell me you've never seen one of these!" She replied, "You're right, Daddy, I have. It's just that I've never seenone being reloaded!!"
