Sing it to the tune of "i will survive"
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>Sing It Girls
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>At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
>When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
>But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
>That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
>But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and
>you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it
>was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known
>there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!
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>Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
>Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
>Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't
>you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
>[Chorus]
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>I will survive! I will survive!
>Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>My sex life's gonna thrive!
>I will always have good sex,
>with a handful of latex!
>I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
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>It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw
>your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with
>your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all
>my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
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>[Chorus]
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>I will survive! I will survive!
>Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>My sex life's gonna thrive!
>I will always have good sex,
>With a handful of latex!
>I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
>
>Send this to all of em cool chicks out there, and all of em
>dude's who can handle this new remix