I really want to be regular.
Inside leg, inside toilet and in fubar level too.
Don't ask me why. Not because I don't know but because I am about to tell you.
It implies that I come here often and feels a bit like the feeling I get when I walk into the pub and say "the usual please" and sit at the end of the bar and listen the same stories about the war and racist taunts from the old guys. Kind of soft focus. That kind of feeling.
The only problem is I am too fecking lazy (I almost said fuck then) to pimp out my page to the point people.
It would be pretty permanent too if I did get there, cos there is no way on earth I'd do it again and get to (pregant pause while I go and look) bad fu.
Ooh about turn.
You can be a Ninja!
