So here is the whole diatribe from kins deleted video mumm, some of you may have read the serialisation in previous mumms:
i was just talking about
Bennett - he was the crazy man in the village when i was little, suspected kiddy fiddler, mental age of about 3 who was a farmer basically walking round in his wellies and bright red face, grunting like chewbacca cos he got 'run over by a tractor or something when he was a baby'- his attraction to younger kids was increased by his incredible badge collection, pinned all over his farming blazer(i have no idea why he farmed in a blazer either)
scary mary Tourette Bag Lady - she hangs about outside the supermarket with one of those shopping bags with wheels, full of old plastic bags mainly screaming swear words at passers by. Once I jumped so much that I almost got run over.
the my personal favourite 'Big Ben' - he was big, and thought he was the town crier. ˆ he stood in the town square ringing a bell and reading stories from the local paper, most of which were editions from a year or so previous that he found at the bottom of his bed, correction they were the bottom of his bed.
the most famous crazy I am aware of "the Jesus man of Bradford". He's been walking around the city for years dressed like a monk. He turns up all over the place and is always happy to give you a wave or pose for a picture. He doesn't seem to age or anything and as you can imagine with someone that no-one really knows about there are LOADS of stories floating around about him.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo12saK5M1U
