I just moved back to the PA area after a few years out of state, so I am looking to make a few new friends and people to hang with when I am not working. I am a successful personal trainer and health and fitness professional.

I am a sarcasm ninja. You never know its coming and then WHAM, where did that sarcasm come from? Stealth mode. I quote movies like its nobody's business. I wish Hogwarts were real, even though I would probably end up a Muggle. I dont have a team Edward or team Jacob. I have seen the movies. I understand the differences between there, their, and they're, and I know that "a lot" is two words. It drives me crazy when people cannot write in full sentences, and I think internet type is stupid. "..." is not a valid form of punctuation, but I use them religiously. I have traveled a lot and been all over the country, although I have yet to venture outside of it. I feel like I am trapped in the USA. Not for long, I have plans to travel to many awesometastical places. Yes, I make up words too.