FRIENDS:Go with you to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut.
REDNECK FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
REDNECK FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
REDNECK FRIENDS: Are already on some bullshit,and know some wild shit will happen, and still be down to kik it all nite.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
REDNECK FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...we fucked up agine dint we?"
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
REDNECK FRIENDS: laugh at you
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.
REDNECK FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place. haha
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.
REDNECK FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REDNECK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes
from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.
REDNECK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
REDNECK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.
REDNECK FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer
for touching you on the way out.
FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
REDNECK FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,give you their last ciggarette,drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
