Drinking with a Redneck Girl
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a
redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his
beer, he throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to
pieces.
He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we
don't need to
drink
with the Same one twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed
by this, drinks his beer, throws into the air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He
says, "In Iraq we have so much
sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the
same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a
cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws
the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi.
Catching her glass, setting it on
the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many
illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with
the same ones twice."
God Bless America !
