> Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden,
> and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come
>across
>a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
>
> "I will give each of you one wish, which is three
> wishes total" says the Genie.
>
> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
> farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever
>fertile
>in Canada ."
>
> Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land
> in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
>
> Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an
> impenetrable wall around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran with all
believers
>of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidels forever
>outside our precious state.
>
> "Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,
> there was a huge wall around those countries.
>
> The American engineer asks, "I am very curious.
> Please tell me more about this wall".
>
> The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500
> feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's
>virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
> The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
>
> Pooooof!
>
> WORLD PEACE !!!!!
