1.get 24 boxes of condoms ad randomly put them in peoples carts when they r not looking
2.set all the alarm clocks in hores to go off at 5-min intervals
3.make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the reast rooms
4.walk up to an employee and tell him/her in a offical tone,code 3 in housewares see what happens
5. go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of mms on layaway
6.move a caution-wet floor sign to a carpeted area
7.set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers youll invite them in if they bring pillows from bedding department
8.when a clerk ask if they can help you begin to cry and ask why cant you people just leave me alone
9.look right in the sercurty camera pick your nose
10.while handling guns in the hunting dept ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are
11.dart around the store humming mission impossible theme
12.in the auto pratice your madonna look using diffrent funnels
13.hide in the clothing rack and people browse through say "pick me!
14.when an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume fetal position and scream NO! NO! ITS THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!!!!!
15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yellvery loudly theres no toilet paper in here
16.get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting go pikachu go
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or planning to do any of those things
