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Ideas To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. On all your check stubs, write ' For Marijuana'
3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
4. With A Serious Face, Order a Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS
