Gandalf122872 DSC's blog: "random crap"

I built my wife a table for Christmas. Its a coffe table that i made in the style of ceramic tyle, but instead of ceramic i made the tiles from wormy hickory. There are 5 pictures of it in my fotos in the album gift to wife. Please take a look at it and let me know what you think of it. I do woodworking for fun and i like constructive critisism. Also if anyone would like one or if they want anything else built feel free to hit me up and discuss it.

Ok first this actually happened. Second no its not funny because yes someone could have been hurt, while at the same time it is kinda funny. Lastly if your gonna be an ass or be obnoxious don't waste your time i will just delete the comments you make anyway. Well let me start by saying I am not a bad parent and this is something that i never dreamed could happen to me. I try my best to teach my children right from wrong and i normally have no trouble other then the normal "he's touching me" kinda stuff and standard trouble boys get into. I have no idea what possessed my child to do what you are about to read but its here just to show you what can happen even when you try to raise your kids right. ok yesterday my wife decided to be nice and let me sleep in...while i was sleeping, my son was playing video games, and my wife ran out into the garage to get a box of stuff to unpack we are still kinda moving in.Well my son decided that he would climb up on the counter and grab my car keys.He proceded to go and unlock the deadbolted front door and out he went.Well he got in the car and started it up popped it into drive and hit my dads truck, bending the bumper of the truck.He then put it in reverse backed across the street and hit a neighbors trash can.Next he pulled forward again pulled into another neighbors yard and hit a tree.Still persistant he tried reverse yet again and hit a womans parked car Basicaly he t-boned her in reverse, causing damage to her passanger door, front quarter panel and tire.After that he got it in drive again and drove about half way down the block until he veered off the road and hit a persons front yard lightbroke it completely.He then put it in reverse and backed across the street into another yard where a woman happened to see him and got him out of the car and she walked him home and told me what happened. She also said that when she said she would walk him home he replied "Can't I drive it home?" Have i mentioned yet that the shild in question is 4 years old? Needless to say the day was eventfull and the police and insurance agents couldn't help but laugh. I especially liked the dispatchers laughter when the officer on scene called in and said "I need the driving status of...ummm ah 4 year old" i heard the dispatcher respond get varification and then laugh...i am betting she fell out of her chair. The insurance agents said that they had never dealt with a claim as unusual as mine. Well when all was said and done everyone was fine all damages will be taken care of and everyone in the neighborhood seems to have had a good laugh. Even the people who had damage were more concerned with his welfare then the damage. Well he will have plenty of time to think about it all as he now has no video games and no tv in his room nor is he allowed to watch TV. his only toys left to play with are the learning ones. Hopefully he will learn a lesson. I also figure i will save the police report and pictures of the damage and someday i will be able to tell my grandchildren "here look what daddy did" LOL Remember even good parents have really bad days sometimes. Damage to my car Damage to dads truck Damage to womans car

If you happen to watch this show please looks for the group similar jones. The blonde girl in the group is my cousin...if you see her let me know what you think of the group

for anyone that wants it my nick on yahoo messanger is gandalf122872 feel free to add me to your list and message me anytime i am always up for a chat or whatever else.remember if ya add me and decide ya rather not talk there is always the delet button but i am a nice guy and just ouit to chat and have fun. ladies i ain't gonna perv on ya yes i will flirt sorry its my nature i only perv on those who know i am just joking around and on those who like it LOLtalk to ya soon whoever adds me

If you want boys to answer this then post "Men ONLY" If you want girls to answer this then post "Women ONLY" If you want both then "Men and Women" and be completely honest. what would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. i hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: what do you think about my? 10. personality: 11. eyes: 12. hair: 13. body: would you? 14. be my friend? 15. keep a secret if i told you one? 16. kiss me? 17. go on a date with me? 18. keep in touch? 19. date me? have you ever? 20. lied to make me feel better? 21. wanted to kiss me? 22. wanted to bite me? 23. kept something important from me? 24. wanted to cuddle with me? and more. 25. who are you? 26. are we friends? 27. when and how did we meet? 28. describe me in one word: 29. what was your first impression? 30. what reminds you of me? 31. if you could give me anything what would it be? 32. how well do you know me? 33. when's the last time you saw me? 34. ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 35. are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you? You must answer all these questions and send them back to me and please dont hold back, be complety honest... Y= Yes N = No M= Maybe Would/will you? [ ] come to my house to do nothing at all but chill? [ ] fight me? [ ] kiss me? [ ] let me kiss you? [ ] watch a movie with me? [ ] go out to dinner with me? [ ] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [ ] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [ ] hold my hand? [ ] let me make you breakfast? [ ] help me with homework? [ ] tickle me? [ ] let me tickle you? [ ] instant message me? [ ] greet me in public? [ ] hang out with me? [ ] bring me around your friends? [ ] be down with me no matter what? D0 Y0U... [ ] think im cute? [ ] think im serious? [ ] think im a good person [ ] think im conceided? [ ] want to kiss me? [ ] want to cuddle with me? [ ] want to hook up with me? [ ] love me? AM I... [ ] smart? [ ] cute? [ ] funny? [ ] sexy? [ ] cool? [ ] romantic? [ ] a freak? [ ] gangsta? [ ] loveable? [ ] adorable? [ ] trustworthy [ ] compassionate? [ ] great to be with? [ ] attractive? [ ] mean? [ ] well known? HAVE Y0U EVER... [ ] thought about hooking up with me? [ ] found yourself wanting a kiss from me? [ ] wished I were there? [ ] had a crush on me? [ ] wanted my number? [ ] had a dream about me? [ ] been distracted by me? [ ] looked at my page more than ten times? ARE Y0U... [ ] happy you know me? [ ] thinking about me? [ ] wanting to call me to talk about these things? [ ] going to repost send this to me in a message and be completly honest

Wife 1.0 Dear Tech support Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the product information. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. _________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. It is due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is merely a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating systems files cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Some have tried Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than in the original system. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes, Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I also suggest that you read the entire section regarding 'General Partnership Faults'! (GPFs.) Your Wife 1.0 does a scan for GPFs during it's monthly program maintenance scan (PMS). You must assume joint responsibility for any faults and problems that occur, regardless of their cause. You will also find that GPFs are cyclical. The best course of action is to enter the command CAPOLOGIZE. Avoid excessive use of CYESDEAR because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Remember, the system will run smoothly as long as you share the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 (which replaces Burn It 1.0), and Do Bills 4.2. You must, however, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 should this happen. WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support

1. What time is it? 7:26 PM 2. People call you: Steve 3. What are you most afraid of? Losing My Family 4. What do you drive? 2001 Ford Focus 5. Have you ever seen a ghost? yes,well i think thats what it was 6. Where were you born? cape May Court House,N.J. 7. Ever been to Alaska ? Nope 8. Ever been toilet papering? Of course hasn't everyone 9. Croutons or Bacon bits?BACON BITS 10. Favorite day of the week? Depends on what day i am getting off from work that week 11. Favorite restaurant:I prefer Home Cooking 12. Favorite Flower? Dead Ones 13. Favorite sport to watch: Football 14. Favorite Drink: Kahlua and cream 15. Favorite Ice cream:? Coffee 16. Disney or Warner Brothers:? Disney 17. Favorite fast food restaurant? McDonalds 18. What color is your bedroom carpet ? hardwood floors 19. How many times you failed your driver's test? none 20. Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from? ??? I got 36 e-mails just now which one ya want 21. What do you do most often when you are bored? I can't write that in mixed company 22. Bedtime? between 1am and 3am normally 23. Who will respond to this email the quickest? Hell if i know 24. Who is the person that is least likely to respond? Spaz 25. Who is the person that you are most curious to see their responses? don't care just want to see alot of them 26. Favorite TV Show:Anything Sci-fi 27. Ford or Chevy: Chevy 28. What are you listening to right now? silence 29. What are your favorite colors? Black and red 30. How many tattoos do you have? 2 31. Do you have any pets? 2 dogs "Trouble"(26lb rotty lab mix) & "SallieMae" (Australian Sheppard with no tail) 32. Which came first the chicken or the egg? don't care cause eventually they both end up in my frying pan 33. What would you like to accomplish before you die? To teach my children the importance of the old ways when loyalty honor and respect meant something and a mans word was his bond...and to become more steadfast in my religious beliefs 34. Are you gonna repost this: Yes RETURN DIRECTIONS: Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please! Do not spoil the fun. Copy, then paste onto a new message, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then send this to me. and be sure to repost it yourself so you can see what people say