Trashionista's blog: "Rambling's of REL"

You know how you send out flowers for Anniversaries or Birthdays?

Or maybe some meat and cheese? Maybe even fruit?

Well, I've developed a business plan that will put ALL of those to shame!!

Porn in a Basket!

A Basket of porn.

No, not candy, not candles....PORN!

You get 5 to 6 RECENT releases by some of the best contract girls in the business.

For an additional charge, you can substitute the contract girls for amature.

Cuz I know some of you people like the amature stuff ;)

Along with the movies there's a bottle of lube, some tissue, a Bullet, nipple clamps and babywipes!

All in one convienent basket.

A Basket 'O Porn!

$59.99 plus S&H.

You can even make payments!

It comes delivered in a cardboard box for your privacy.

Don't want grandma checkin out your basket!

Your Basket 'O Porn!

We even use recycled children's Easter baskets.

You know, for the environment and junk.

Call now!!

1-800-Dirty-Baskets

-REL

Me in 40 years.

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/102109/flash.php?media=ha.flv

-REL

Seriously?

Didn't you learn from the last time?

Up to the same old trickery.

I'm actually surprised you need this type of validation.

You have SERIOUS mental health issues if you have to default to this.

People are paying attention, just so you know.

-REL

Sleeping pill.

Make sure you don't overdose.

-REL

People are messy, creepy and pathetic.

I like to state the obvious.

The End.

-REL

Your attempts at cattiness are noted and thusly labeled as pathetic.

-REL

"We cannot accept drawings of spiders in lieu of payment."

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

It's a special girl's birthday today.

It's my Best Friend's birthday today.

Someone whom I adore, respect, cherish and love.

Someone who's been there for the past SIX YEARS!

Thick and thin, boys and bullshit.

She's been through it all with me

And vice versa.

Just like Chucky said:

"Friends till the end!"

tee hee

Happy Birthday, Mama. Love you!

-REL

I owe you a damn Birthday salute, I know!

Congrats!

You just let the whole world know you can't get laid.

Seriously. Why do you people feel the need to advertise?

I don't tell you when I need my bean flicked, do I?

-REL

I'm the bomb.

Like Cheech and Chong.

You can even ask your mom.

I do it like Vadar, have you breathin all funny.

Slappin ho's, takin names.

Bitch, you betta have my money.

Bend over, touch the floor.

I'll have you beggin for mo.

I'm the bomb

Don't get it wrong

I'm done with this song.

Er, rap.

*EXIT, stage left*

-REL