I been done doin some t'inkin, cos in da pub (where all good conversations occur) the topic was famous 'birds'.
I am usually averse to taking a liking to any celebrities, due to the fact that they are usually celebrated for all the wrong reasons and are total toss bags because of all the attention they get.
I therefore didn't have a serious famous five. You know the list you are allowed to sleep with if you meet them and the wife is supposed to be happy. My philosophy was that I didn't need one, cos I am not married nor do I need an excuse to do the hokey pokey with a hottie, celebrated or not but... . How do people know what sort of chick/woman (depending if you are going to accuse me of misogynism or not) you fancy?
So here is my famous five, ok well there are 20; cos when I started I couldn't stop, it's great fun! The only problem is I couldn't find a decent picture of Barbara from the Good Life, so she should be in there too.
Now you have to name all 20 and you get points and prizes and stuff like that, you know a cuddly toy or a kettle.
*Who am I kidding, no one even reads these things, which means I can write anything. You are all a bunch of poo poo heads, ha ha I win*
