(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
(A) Nudity
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(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
(A) 45 lbs
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(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
(A) 45 minutes
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(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?'
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?
(A) A golden retriever
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(Q) What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
(A) A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
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(Q) What's the Cuban national anthem?
(A) Row, row, row your boat.
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(Q) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
(A) A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time'. A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.
