So I punched a girl last night at the night club. It was Greg's (my boyfriend) ex girlfriend. Greg and I both knew she had been looking at us all night. I went to the bathroom and she was right behind me. All of a sudden she opened her mouth and said "No matter what you do or say, Greg will always come back to me"
So I went right around and punched her and said "Sweetie, Its been two years since you two broke up, Chances are, If he hasn't come back yet he wont come back again"