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la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: hi la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: mallory Mallory says: uh hi la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: how are u pretty ! Mallory says: good la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: can u remember me Mallory says: no clue who you are la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: i think so la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: are u kidding ! Mallory says: no. Mallory says: who the fuck are you la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: don't get nervous honey la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: take it easy or u will be crazy Mallory says: yeah who the hell are you la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: i'm your expected bed-mate! Mallory says: no, sorry, that job is already taken by my boyfriend Mallory says: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!?! Mallory says: tell me or your getting blocked la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: ohhh la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: don't be so harsh against me plz Mallory says: alright goodbye then, you wont answer my question la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: no,,, i just want u first to calm down Mallory says: i am calm. but your being a tampon licking cum sucker and wont tell me what your name is la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: i know i u are angry at me Mallory says: are you fake or something or did your parents not give you a name at birth la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: are u insulting me now! ok no problem la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: but i wont insult u Mallory says: I WOULDNT HAVE TO INSULT YOU IF YOU JUST ANSWERED MY QUESTION Mallory says: WHATS YOUR DAMN NAME?!?!?! la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: ok ,,let's turn on the cam ,,then i tell we exchange names orally Mallory says: i dont have a cam la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: Mallory says: and your sick... go get laid la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: i really id not expected u this way mallory Mallory says: im sorry im not a whore Mallory says: and im taken Mallory says: that means, i want nothing to do with you in that kind of way la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: really ,,, la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: u will like it greatly Mallory says: no i wont Mallory says: I DONT LIKE YOU!!!!! la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: but ,,, i ador u so much instead Mallory says: go fuck yourself Mallory says: you dont even know me la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: i do Mallory says: no you dont Mallory says: if you know me sooo well.... what color hair do i have la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: so let's get to know each other la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: black colour la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: right Mallory says: no.. brown Mallory says: what color eyes la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: blue Mallory says: no green Mallory says: where do i live la vie est un gateau de merde,chaqu'un doit gouter sa part !!!! says: stop it ,,are u a detective Mallory says: no. but you lied to me Mallory says: saying you know me and get two questions wrong out of 2 Mallory says: thats pathetic

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed They all live on donuts and moose meat and they leave the house without packin' heat never even bring their guns to the mall and you know what else is too funny their stupid monopoly money can't take 'em seriously at all Well maple syrup and snow's what they export they treat curling just like it's a real sport they think their silly accent is so cute can't understand a thing they're talking aboot sure they got their national health care cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air then again well they got celine dion eat their weight in kraft macaroni and dream of driving a zamboni all over saskatchewan Don't want to be a Canadian idiot Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius see the map they're hovering right over us tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous always hear the same kind of story break your nose and they'll just say sorry tell me what kind of freaks are that polite It's gotta mean they're all up to something so quick before they see it coming time for a pre-emptive strike

Come with me, Stay the night, You say the words but boy it don't feel right. What do you expect me to say? (You know it's just too little too late) You take my hand, And you say you've changed, But boy you know your begging don't fool me. Because to you it's just a game. (You know it's just too little too late) So let me on down, 'cause time has made me strong. I'm starting to move on. I'm gonna say this now: Your chance has come and gone, And you know... [Chorus] It's just too little too late, A little too wrong, And I can't wait. Boy you know all the right things to say. (You know it's just too little too late) You say you dream of my face, But you don't like me, You just like the chase. To be real it doesn't matter anyway. (You know it's just too little too late) Yeah yeaaahhh... It's just too little too late... Mhmmm I was young, And in love. I gave you everything, But it wasn't enough, And now you wanna communicate. (You know it's just too little too late) Go find someone else, I'm letting you go, I'm loving myself. You got a problem, But don't come asking me for help, 'Cause you know... [Chorus] It's just too little too late, A little too wrong, And I can't wait. Boy you know all the right things to say. (You know it's just too little too late) You say you dream of my face, But you don't like me, You just like the chase. To be real it doesn't matter anyway. (You know it's just too little too late) [Bridge] I can love with all of my heart, baby. I know I have so much to give. (I have so much to give) With a player like you I don't have a pray'r. That's no way to live, yeah ahah. Ohhhh... mmm nooo It's just too little too late Yeaahhhh...Yeahhhhhh... [Chorus] It's just too little too late, A little too wrong, And I can't wait. Boy you know all the right things to say. (You know it's just too little too late) You say you dream of my face, But you don't like me, You just like the chase. To be real it doesn't matter anyway. (You know it's just a little too late) (You know it's just a little too late) [Chorus] It's just too little too late, A little too wrong, And I can't wait. Boy you know all the right things to say. (You know it's just too little too late) You say you dream of my face, But you don't like me. You just like the chase. To be real it doesn't matter anyway. (You know it's just too little too late)

[Akon:] Shady Konvict Upfront Akon Slim Shady I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey! I feel you creeping, I can see you from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tae-bo and possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2X)] Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that 'till you get sore Smack that oh-oooh! Upfront style ready to attack now pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down Konvicts got the whole thing packed now Step in the club now and wardobe intact now! I feel it down and cracked now (ooh) I see it dull and backed now I'm gonna call her, then I pull the mack down Money no problem, pocket full of that now! I feel you creeping, I can see you from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tae-bo and possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2x)] Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that 'till you get sore Smack that oh-oooh! [Eminem:] Ooh...Looks like another club banger They better hang on when they throw this thing on Get a lil drink on They gonna flip for this Akon shit You can bank on it! Pedicure manicure kitty-cat claws The way she climbs up and down them poles Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls Trying to hold my woodie back thru my drawers Steps upstage didn't think I saw Creeps up behind me, shes like "YO!" I'm like I know lets cut to the chase No time to waste back to my place Plus from the club to the cribs like a mile away or more like a palace shall I say Plus I got pal if your gal is game In fact he is the one singing the song that's playing "Akon!" [Akon:] I feel you creeping, I can see you from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tae-bo and possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus](2) Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that 'till you get sore Smack that oh-oooh! Eminem is rollin', d and em rollin' boo And all marvelous them rolling Women just holding big booty rollin' Soon I'll be on Eminem throwin "D!" Hittin no less than "Three!" Block wheel style like "Whee!" Girl I can tell you want me because lately I feel you creeping, I can see you from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tae-bo and possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus](2) Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that 'till you get sore Smack that oh-oooh!

(Hmmm, yeah!) Life's like a road that you travel on When there's one day here an' the next day gone Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand Sometimes you turn your back to the wind There's a world outside every darkened door Where blues won't haunt you anymore Where brave are free an' lovers soar Come ride with me to the distant shore We won't hesitate Ta' break down the garden gate There's not much time left today, yeahea... {Chorus:} Life is a highway I wanna ride it all night long If you're going my way Well, I wanna drive it all night long Through all these cities an' all these towns It's in my blood an' it's all around I love you now like I loved you then This is the road an' these are the hands From Mozambique to those Memphis nights The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights Knock me down, an' back up again You're in my blood I'm not a lonely man There's no load I can't hold Road so rough, this I know I'll be there when the light comes in Just tell 'em we're survivors {Chorus:} Life is a highway Well, I wanna ride it all night long If you're going my way I wanna drive it all night long (all night long) (Ah, Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah!) {Chorus:} Life is a highway Well, I wanna ride it all night long (Hmmmmm, yeah!) If you're going my way (you're goin' my way) I wanna drive it all night long (all night long) There was a distance between you an' I (between you and I) A misunderstanding once But now we look it in the eye Ooooohh, yeah! (Mmmm, yeah Ah, hm, hm, hm, hm) There ain't no load that I can't hold A road so rough, this I know I'll be there when the light comes in Tell 'em we're survivors {Chorus:} Life is a highway Well, I wanna ride it all night long (all night long, yeah) If you're goin' my way Well, I wanna drive it all night long (Ah, gimme, gimme, gimme Gimme, gimme, yeah!) {Chorus:} Life is a highway (life is a highway) I wanna ride it all night long (Ooooo, yeah) You're going my way (you're goin' my way) I wanna drive it all night long (all night long, yeah) (C'mon! Ah gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah!) {Chorus:} Life is a highway I wanna ride it all night long (yeah, I wanna drive it all night long, baby) If you're goin' my way (you're goin' my way) I wanna drive it all night long (all night long)

Ain't another woman that could take your spot my... If I wrote you a symphony Just to say how much you mean to me (What would you do?) If I told you you were beautiful Would you date me on the regular? (Tell me would you?) Well baby I've been around the world But I ain't seen myself another girl (like you) This ring here represents my heart But there is just one thing I need from you (say I do) (Yeah,) Because I can see us holding hands Walking on the beach our toes in the sand I can see us on the country side Sittin' on the grass laying side by side You can be my baby Let me make you my lady Girl you amaze me Ain't gotta do nothin' crazy See all I want you to do is be my love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) Ain't another woman that could take your spot my love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) Ain't another woman that could take your spot My loooooooove, looooooove My loooove My loooove Now if I wrote you a love note And made you smile at every word I wrote (What would you do?) Would that make you wanna change your scene And wanna be the one on my team? (Tell me would you?) See what's the point in waitin' anymore Cause girl I never been more sure (That baby it's you) This ring here represents my heart And everything that you been waiting for (Just say I do) (Yeah) Because I can see us holding hands Walking on the beach our toes in the sand I can see us on the country side Sittin' on the grass laying side by side You can be my baby Let me make you my lady Girl you amaze me Ain't gotta do nothin' crazy See all I want you to do is be my love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) Ain't another woman that could take your spot my love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) Ain't another woman that could take your spot My loooooooove, looooooove My loooove (A'ight it's time to hit it J.T.) My looo...(I dunno why she hesitatin' for man)...oove Eh shorty cool as a fan On the new once again And he still have fans from Peru to Japan Listen baby I don't wanna ruin your plan (Nah) But if you got a man try to lose 'em if you can Cause the girls real wild throw their hands up high When they wanna come and kick it with a stand up guy (Kick it) You don't really wanna let the chance go by Cause you ain't been seen with a man so fly Baby friend so fly i can go fly Private cause I handle my B.I. They call me candle guy (Why?) Simply cuz I am on (Haha!) fire I hate to have to cancel my vacation so you can't deny I’m patient but I ain’t goin' try (Nah) You don’t come I ain’t goin' die Hold up what you mean you can’t go why? (Why?) Me and your boyfriend we ain't no tie (Ah) You say you wanna kick it when I ain't so high (Man) Well baby it's obvious that I ain’t your guy I ain’t goin' lie I fill your space and forget your face I swear I will St. Bart's, Anguilla, anywhere I chill Just bring wit me a pair I will (Come on) I can see us holding hands Walking on the beach our toes in the sand I can see us on the country side Sitting on the grass laying side by side You can be my baby Let me make you my lady Girl you amaze me Ain't gotta do nothin' crazy See all I want you to do is be my love (Looooooove) My love (Looooooove) My love (Looooooove) Ain't another woman that could take your spot my love (Looooooove) My love (Looooooove) My love (Looooooove) Ain't another woman that could take your spot My looooooove, loooooove My loooove, My loooove

Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face You told me how proud you were, but I walked away If only I knew what I know today Ooh, ooh I would hold you in my arms I would take the pain away Thank you for all you've done Forgive all your mistakes There's nothing I wouldn't do To hear your voice again Sometimes I wanna call you But I know you won't be there Ohh I'm sorry for blaming you For everything I just couldn't do And I've hurt myself by hurting you Some days I feel broke inside but I won't admit Sometimes I just wanna hide 'cause it's you I miss And it's so hard to say goodbye When it comes to this, oooh Would you tell me I was wrong? Would you help me understand? Are you looking down upon me? Are you proud of who I am? There's nothing I wouldn't do To have just one more chance To look into your eyes And see you looking back Ohh I'm sorry for blaming you For everything I just couldn't do And I've hurt myself, ohh If I had just one more day I would tell you how much that I've missed you Since you've been away Ooh, it's dangerous It's so out of line To try and turn back time I'm sorry for blaming you For everything I just couldn't do And I've hurt myself by hurting you

N:Am I throwing you off? T:Nope! N:Didn't think so... T:How ya doin' young lady The feeling that you gave me really drives me crazy You dont have a player on your trunk I was at a loss of words First time that we spoke N:If ya lookin' for a girl that’ll treat you right If you lookin’ for her in the day time in the light T:You might be the type if I play my cards right I'll find out by the end of the night N: You expect me to just let you hit it But will you still respect me if you get it? T:All I can do is try, gim'one chance What’s the problem? I don’t see no ring on your hand I be the first to admit it, I’m curious about you, you seem so innocent N: You wanna get in my world, get lost in it Boy I’m tired of running, lets walk for a minute Chorus- T:Promiscuous girl Wherever you are I’m all alone And it's you that I want N: Promiscuous boy You already know That I’m all yours What you waiting for? T:Promiscuous girl You're teasing me You know what I want And I got what you need N: Promiscuous boy Let's get to the point Cause we're on a roll You ready? Verse- N: Roses are red Some diamonds are blue Chivalry is dead But you're still kinda cute T:Hey! I can't keep my mind off you Who you with, do you mind if I come through N: I’m out of this world come with me to my planet Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it? T:They call me Thomas last name Crown Recognize game I'm a lay mine's down N: I'm a big girl I can handle myself But if I get lonely I may need your help Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health T:I want you on my team N: So does everybody else. T:Baby we can keep it on the low [low] Let your guard down ain’t nobody gotta know [know] If you with it girl I know a place we can go N: What kind of girl do you take me for? Chorus- T:Promiscuous girl Wherever you are I’m all alone And it's you that I want N: Promiscuous boy You already know That I’m all yours What you waiting for? T:Promiscuous girl You're teasing me You know what I want And I got what you need N: Promiscuous boy Let's get to the point Cause we're on a roll You ready? Verse- T: Nigga Don't be mad, don't get mean N: Nigga Don't get mad, don't get mean T: Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean N: Nigga Don't get mad, don't be mean T:Wait! I don't mean no harm I can see you with my t-shirt on N:I can see you with nothing on feelin' on me before you bring that on T: Bring that on? N: You know what I mean T:Girl, I’m a freak you shouldn't say those things N:I’m only trying to get inside of your brain To see if you can work me the way you say T:It's okay, it's alright I got something that you gonna' like N:Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash Chorus- T: Promiscuous Girl Wherever you are I’m all alone And it's you that I want N: Promiscuous Boy I'm calling your name But you're driving me crazy The way you're making me wait T: Promiscuous Girl You're teasing me You know what I want And I got what you need N: Promiscuous Boy We're one and the same So we don't gotta play games no more

To the left... To the left... Mmm to the left to the left Everything you own in a box to the left In the closet that's my stuff Yes, if i bought it, please dont touch Keep talking that mess that's fine But you walk and talk at the same time, and Its my name that's on that Jag So remove your bags let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard tellin me how im such a fool Talkin bout How i'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know bout me You must not know bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact he'll be here in a minute Baby You must not know bout me You must not know bout me I can have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin You're irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone Call up that chick and see if she's home Oops, i bet you thought that i didn't know What did you think i was putting you out for Because you was untrue Rollin her around in the car that i bought you Baby drop them keys Hurry up before your taxi leaves Standing in the front yard tellin me how im such a fool Talkin bout How i'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know bout me You must not know bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact he'll be here in a minute Baby You must not know bout me You must not know bout me I will have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin You're irreplaceable So since i'm not your everything How about i'll be nothing Nothing at all to you Baby i won't shed a tear for you (i won't shed a tear) I won't lose a wink of sleep Cuz the truth of the matter is Replacing you is so easy To the left To the left Mmm to the left (to the left) Everything you own in a box to the left To the left To the left Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin You're irreplaceable You must not know bout me You must not know bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact he'll be here in a minute Baby! You must not know bout me You must not know bout me I can have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin (Baby.....) You must not know bout me You must not know bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact he'll be here in a minute (You can pack all your bags, we finished) You must not know bout me You must not know bout me (cuz you made your bed now lay in it) I can have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinking You're irreplaceable

This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'd never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore ----------------------------- On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of Hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything,but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I have loved you all along I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreamin you'll be with me and you'd never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore --------------------------------- So far away So far away far away for far too long So far away So far away far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cause I needed I need to hear you say I love you I have loved you all along And I forgive you For being away for far too long So keep breathing 'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore Believe it Hold on to me,and never let me go Keep breathing 'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore Believe it Hold on to me and, never let me go Keep breathing Hold on to me, never let me go Keep breathing Hold on to me, never let me go.