In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
will have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli), the
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
or other liquor), because wine goes through the purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information -- I'm doing it as a public service.
