cantbuyathrill's blog: "Proverbs, Inc."

Click, click, doubleclick Quick fingers on the latest laptop keyboard Knock, Knock, Knocking on virtual doors Behind which sit and hide, If one is determined, flesh and blood. Pop-ups pop up, i shoot them down, Proud of my immunity An outlaw in the online community. The lists stretch on over the cyber horizon of those who share my simple, specific views A boy on Guam, longing for civilazation. A three-hundred pound EMT in Alabama, whose life is saving lives. In Houston, HungLikeKong@WebTV, longs to serve. Mindy in Tampa, posts her phone number, I hope she’s getting calls. In New York, Chargebythehour invites me to one of his parties. In Santa Monica, QueenBarbarian offers her breasts for adoration. The net is a catalog, selected pieces of people. A panoply of parts. For all the parts displayed, the whole is still elusive.

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. Better Be Safe Than... Punch A 5th Grader. It's Always Darkest Before... Daylight Savings Time. Strike While The... Bug Is Close. Never Under Estimate The Power Of... Termites. You Can Lead A Horse To Water But... How? Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty. No News Is... Impossible. A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr. You Can't Teach An Old Dog New... Math. If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll... Stink In The Morning. Love All, Trust... Me The Pen Is Mightier Than The... Pigs. An Idle Mind Is... The Best Way To Relax. Where There's Smoke, There's... Pollution. Happy The Bride Who... Gets All The Presents! A Penny Saved Is... Not Much. Two's Company, Three's... The Musketeers. Don't Put Off Tomorrow What... You Put On To Go To Bed. Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And... You Have To Blow Your Nose. Children Should Be Seen And Not... Spanked Or Grounded. If At First You Don't Succeed... Get New Batteries. You Get Out Of Something What You... See Pictured On The Box. When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... Get Out Of The Way. Some fourth graders were asked to complete these well-known sayings. Their part of the saying is after the three dots! It is always darkest...just before you flunk a test. There is nothing new...under a rock. A journey of a thousand miles begins with...a private jet. A committee of three...gets things done when they are not fighting. If you can't stand the heat...try Antarctica . Better late than...absent. A rolling stone...may dent the floor. If at first you don't succeed...live with it. A bird in the hand is...better than a woodpecker on your head. Early to bed, early to rise...and you will get the best cereal. Two heads...are pretty scary. A penny saved...is not a lot. Don't burn your bridges...or you'll fall in the lake. Haste makes...sweat. None are so blind as...................Stevie Wonder And the favorite... Better late than.....pregnant