(1) 2,000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ass,
mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land."
(2) 200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use
your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the
Promised Land."
(3) Last year, the Congress of the United States said "Si, Amigos,
throw away your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels, we're giving
you the Promised Land."
