Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio
>>
>> All I have to say is "Go Bucks!"
>>
>> You might be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh), if:
>> You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear
>>orange!
>> You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost
>>winter and construction.
>> You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
>> You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for
>>candied ones.
>> "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means
>>"south."
>> You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio
>>as soon as they open their mouths.
>> You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine,
>>Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in
>>Cincinnati !
>> "Vacation! " means spending a day at Cedar Point in the
>>summer and deer hunting in the fall.
>> You measure distance in minutes.
>> Your school classes were cancelled because of cold.
>> Your school classes were cancelled because of heat.
>> You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
>> You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
>> You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. For
>>example: "Where's my coat at?"
>>
>> You install security lights on your house and garage and leave
>>both unlocked.
>> You think of the major four food groups as corn, pork, beer,
>>and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
>> You carry jumper cables in your car.
>> You know what 'pop' is.
>> You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
>>snowsuit.
>> Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
>>filled with snow. (Amen!)
>> You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel
>>nightgown.
>> The local paper covers national and international headlines
>>on one page but requires six pages for sports.
>> You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
>>
>> If you actually get these jokes -- then forward 'em to your
>>OHIO friends!
