CrazeeNLuvinIt's blog: "LIFE"

Can you cry under water? Only when your head is being held under by a person who made 1,000,000 last year. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If you make 1,000,000 a year, you will be assassinated -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to? Went to the person who made 1,000,000 a year -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? You will be as you came in this world, naked and bald... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Company was cutting corners,that how they make 1,000,000 a year. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What disease did cured ham actually have? Being so thin disease. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? another 1,000,000 a year idea.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? That's me,I wake up every couple hours... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a Hearing? Only if the blind man uses sign language... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? I could never be on TV,I am too heavy and it would get broken. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? To see if they lost their minds down there.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. He doesn't want to see a 90 year do a strip tease. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? a bra can hold back the boulders but the panties hides the kitty and dog house. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Refer to question 6 about the cured ham... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Stupid is as stupid does. run forest run...... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool Lane? Only if he is buckled in the passenger seat. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? He was to busy looking at Mary Ann's ginger snaps.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Because Minnie is f**kin Goofy,and Pluto wanted chip n dale doggie style. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Because he hated to eat and run... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? OMG her water broke..... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Heres your sign.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Copy Infringement... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Was bored... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorroid when it's in your butt? Lets just hope it wont be as big as Uranus.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window? Would you like someone blow in your face with bad breath? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------