Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, This should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ PRISON you spend the majority of your time
in an 6X6 cubicle /office
@ WORK
you get three meals a day fully paid for
@ PRISON you get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it
@ WORK
you get time off for good behavior
you get more work for
good behavior
@ PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ PRISON @ WORK
you must often carry a security card
and open all the doors for yourself
@ WORK
you can watch TV and play games
@ PRISON you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ WORK
you get your own toilet
@ PRISON you have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat
@ WORK
they allow your family and friends to visit
@ PRISON you aren't even supposed to speak
to your family
@ WORK
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ PRISON you get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners
@ WORK
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out you spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
you must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK
they are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails
