DOVE's blog: "PRICELESS"

> THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS
> SITTING ON THE TOILET.
>
>
> HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE
> GOES  IN TO SEE
> WHAT'S UP.
>
> THE LITTLE BOY IS GRIPPING ON TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS
> LEFT HAND AND
>
> HITTING HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
>
> HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 
> YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A
> WHILE."
>
> BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T
> GONE 'DOODY' YET."
>
> MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE
>
> MINUTES.  BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON
> THE HEAD?"
>
> BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR
> KETCHUP."