President Bush got out of the shower and was drying
off when he looked
in the mirror and noticed he was black from the neck
up to the top of
his head.
In sheer panic and fearing he really was turning black
and might have
to start working for a living, he called his doctor
and told him of
his problem.
The doctor advised him to come to his office
immediately. After an
examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown
liquid, gave it
to President Bush, and told him to drink it all.
The President did and replied, "That tasted like bull
shit!"
The doctor replied, "It was, Mr. President. You were a
quart low."
