GRANDMA'S BOYFRIEND
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> A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one-day. Playing with his
> toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
> "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
> heaven?"
> Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
> and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
> the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.
> "Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started
> adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
> started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
> The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,
> and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is
> your Grandma home?"
> The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
> boyfriend."
> The minister fainted!!!
