FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows how to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end
And always be my very best friend.
Amen
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with a firm body, big boobs, who
owns a liquor store and a ! fishing boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
Amen
