There was this plane flying from Ca.to N.Y. when all of the sudden there was engine trouble, the plane was carrying Sen. Hillary Clinton, Barrack Obama , Ted Kennedy, Rev. Billy Graham , and a little 8yr.old girl.
The pilot said that there are only five parachutes
and I need one to make the report, so he grabs a chute and jumps to safety, Sen. Obama said , " I am the first African American to run for President and I am too important to go down with the plane, he then takes a chute and jumps to safety, Ted Kennedy
stands up and says Ive been a senator too long to die this way, so he takes a chute and jumps to safety,Hillary Clinton stands up and says I am the first woman to run for the White House, I am a genius and I am taking the next chute so she grabs for the next bag and jumps, The Rev. Billy Graham turns to the little girl and says , my dear I have lived a long life and I know God will be waiting for me in Heaven when I get there, so honey you take the last chute, the little girl said thats O.K. the genius just jumped with my book bag.
