Looking back over the years that we've been together, I cant help but wonder.....
What was I thinking.
Congrats on your wedding day!........
To bad no one likes your husband / wife
How could two people as beautiful as you.....
Have such an ugly baby
I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love....
After having met you, I've changed my mind
I must admit you brought religion to my life....
I've never believed in hell until I met you
As the days go by I think of how lucky I am......
That your not here to ruin it for me
As you grow older. I think of all the gifts you've given me.....
Like the need for therapy
Thanks for being a part of my life....
I never knew what evil was before this
Before you go.....
Would you please take the knife out of my back, you'll probably need it again
Someday I hope to get married....
But not to you
You look great for your age....
Almost lifelike
When we were together you always said you'd die for me.....
Now that we've broken up I think its time you kept your promise
I knew the day would come that you would leave me for my best friend.....
So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys
We have been friends for a very long time.....
What do you say we call it quits
I'm so miserable without you....
It's almost like your here
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.....
Did you ever find out who the father was
You're such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket......
I'd miss you a lot and think of you often
Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.....
So were having you put to sleep
