This will probably be my only blog since every other blog I have created died after about 1-2 entries. This is for one real reason that I can see... I don't see the big deal. I mean lets face it, who is going to bother reading this? Honestly, its not like I'm some teenager who needs the world to know how sad I am or how I think life is pointless. I very much doubt there is a single thing I could write that would not have been said a thousand times before by people; with a better command of the english language, better grammar, better spelling, and could probably make some amusing and pithy comment along the way.
My philosophy? well go to your local library and look up a bunch of different books on philosohpy and pick little bits out of all of them. Oh and if you really want to get in to the spirit of my philosphy, pick a philosopher and insult them like. "Nietzsche was a gigantic freak!" or "Heideger had his head up his ass!", that kinda thing. Not new or original or even interesting.
My views on various political, religious, and socio-economic issues? Just play a bunch of soundbites from comedians like George Carlin, Monty Python and Chris rock! Usefull? Interesting? Yeah right!
Lets face it, given an infinite amount of time, and infinite amount of monkeys tapping randomly at typewriters will come up with shakespear's hamlet. This is not a new or original idea but it's a nice little metaphor for the OMG I can't believe I'm going to actually type it... "Bloggosphere"... *gag* it's all this vast collection of blogs are, a bunch of monkeys tapping randomly at keyboards in the forlon hope of creating something actually worth reading. Well Im sorry guys, but there aint no infinite number of computers out there and we sure as hell aint been at this for an infinite amount of time, so there you have it.
There is no big deal, This blog is as usefull and informative as the rest of them... or to say it another way... a complete pile of shit.
"to be or not to be..." Oh who am I kidding?
EDIT: My wife couldn't even be bothered to read it all the way through... point made... not that you care or got this far
