to my friends from Michigan....please accept my sincere apologies.....this is just humor...not to be taken too seriously. :-)
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Toledo Park when one is
>suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other
>boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it
>breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.
>
>A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. "Toledo Rockets
>Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
>
>"But I'm not a Rockets fan," the little hero replied.
>
>"Sorry, since we are in Ohio, I just assumed you were," said the
>
>reporter and he starts writing again. "Buckeyes Fan Rescues Friend
> From Horrific Attack"
>
>"I'm not a Buckeyes fan either," the boy said
>
>"Oh, I assumed everyone in Toledo was either for the Rockets or the
>Buckeyes. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
>
>"I'm a Wolverines fan," the child said.
>
>The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
>
>"Little Bastard From Michigan Kills Beloved Family Pet."
>
>GO BUCKS
