A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great
seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how
she
liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing
each
other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the
game, all they kept screaming: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
