Here is your dose of humor: Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to
friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the
person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all
adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants.And
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.The evil Professor
forces everyone to assume new names:
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i= chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i= cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i= lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now
when you SEND THIS ON (also to the person who sent it to you!), use your
newname as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146
times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Take time out to be a
kid, and put more laughter in your life!
