> When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
> keep her.
> Sacha Guitry
>
> After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
> can't face each other, but still they stay together.
> Hemant Joshi
>
> By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
> bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
>
> Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
> Dumas
>
> The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
> does a woman want?
> Sigmund Freud
>
> I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
> Anonymous
>
> "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
> restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
> dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go F ridays."
> Henny Youngman
>
> "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
> Sam Kinison
>
> "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
> banking. It's called marriage."
> James Holt McGavran
>
> "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
> second one didn't."
> Patrick Murray
>
> Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit
> it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
> Nash
>
> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
> once...
> Anonymous
>
> You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
> Henny Youngman
>
> My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
> Rodney Dangerfield
>
> A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
> Milton Berle
>
> Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
> Anonymous
>
> A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
> received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
> mine."
> Anonymous
>
> First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
> Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
>
> I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
> That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
> David Bissonette
