EXTREME OLD PEOPLE!!!!
Current mood: amused
ive seen a lot of things in my short time on this earth...however its rare that i see something that i find so amusing that i have to grab my camera-phone and snap a picture...yesterday i saw something that did that...and it has changed my life forever....
i was on my way to Best Buy to pick up a copy of Superman Returns to see if i would hate it as much as i thought i would (i didnt but its still no Batman) anyways, while at a red light i looked to my left and spotted and old couple in a decent truck. as we started to move i noticed something on a rack on the tailgate...it was a Segway scooter...you know, those "untippable" two wheeled things that losers ride around on...it was supposed to change the way we traveled...i have seen 2 in actual use, but now it seems those 2 were wasting the potential of this "so-gay-it-makes-you-want-beat-the-living-holy-shit-out-of-the-person-riding-it" mode of transportation....Look at the pic at the bottom, then read on....
Its a Segway alright...but look again...it has all-terrain tires...these old bastards are taking this fucking thing OFF ROAD!!! i would give my right nut to see these old people with full gear riding this thing on a dirtbike trail...taking it off jumps...flying through mud puddles....wiping out and getting a mouthful of dirt....giving each other high fives and drinking Surge...altho i dont think they make that soda anymore, but goddammit this is my fantasy and in it, they drink it!!! fuck me that would be awesome...old people are crazy....must have been a looooooong retirement...wonder what its like to have that much free time
