the shogun gunslinger's blog: "BLAH BLAH FUCK'N BLAH"

seriously folks, im bored and browsing through pages (on myspace..this is a repost) and im starting to get pissed off. why? because i'm saddened and sickened to the core at whats passing off as "men" lately. im seeing page after page after page of whiney, soft "men"...and before anyone gets any bright fuckn ideas and says "Well Matt, I've seen you get emotional before" yeah, i have and i do...but not on a daily fucking basis!!! fuck, guys these days wear more product in their hair and on their faces than the average girl, complete with manicures. you know what i call this? Pussification yes, my whole goddamned generation has been pussified beyond belief. christ guys, dust your balls off and reattatch them to your fucking bodies!!! and girls, you can only blame yourselves...you got what you wanted...soft fucking men...emotional fucking basketcases. so when your date is late picking you up because he had to style his hair "just right" or cancels on you because he "just can deal with it anymore" dont come fucking crying to me... suck it the fuck up you fucking pussies!!! be a fucking man and deal with what life throws at you. life is not that complicated. mom and dad cant hold your fucking hand forever and wipe your tears and tell you everything is gonna be ok. grow the fuck up!!! god fucking forbid ladies you need something done around the house that isnt light dusting since im suprised their frail asses can even lift themselves out of bed in the morning. you weak fucking douchebags...the next one of you fucks i see walking out of Hot Topic wearing an MCR shirt is gonna get a fucking beatdown...maybe itll send a message. same goes for some 20+ year old walking around in a fucking sports jacket with a t-shirt and jeans that would be too tight on my 14 year old sister...fuck you too. anyways, rant over.

EXTREME OLD PEOPLE!!!! Current mood: amused ive seen a lot of things in my short time on this earth...however its rare that i see something that i find so amusing that i have to grab my camera-phone and snap a picture...yesterday i saw something that did that...and it has changed my life forever.... i was on my way to Best Buy to pick up a copy of Superman Returns to see if i would hate it as much as i thought i would (i didnt but its still no Batman) anyways, while at a red light i looked to my left and spotted and old couple in a decent truck. as we started to move i noticed something on a rack on the tailgate...it was a Segway scooter...you know, those "untippable" two wheeled things that losers ride around on...it was supposed to change the way we traveled...i have seen 2 in actual use, but now it seems those 2 were wasting the potential of this "so-gay-it-makes-you-want-beat-the-living-holy-shit-out-of-the-person-riding-it" mode of transportation....Look at the pic at the bottom, then read on.... Its a Segway alright...but look again...it has all-terrain tires...these old bastards are taking this fucking thing OFF ROAD!!! i would give my right nut to see these old people with full gear riding this thing on a dirtbike trail...taking it off jumps...flying through mud puddles....wiping out and getting a mouthful of dirt....giving each other high fives and drinking Surge...altho i dont think they make that soda anymore, but goddammit this is my fantasy and in it, they drink it!!! fuck me that would be awesome...old people are crazy....must have been a looooooong retirement...wonder what its like to have that much free time