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When some one walks up to me and says "hi!" i say "like hell i am!" .... is that a bad thing?
So osama got shot in the face... now what are we gonna do about the terrorist running our country?
a wise man once said..."IIIiilll drinky beerrrr if n when how much i pleases!"......... no wait.... i said that.... sorry i fucked that one up
when i hear some one say yieghermighster {i just know i spelled that wrong} i think of a cough drop, strapped to a small chunk of c4... I feel like thats a fairly accurate analligy
When i bite into a york pepperment patty, i get the sensation.... that this is just a cold pepperment... man what do i have to do oo oo for a fuckin klondike bar!
i think the spokes person for Slim Jims should be a woman... cause guys buy it the most and the spokes person says, and i quote, "Eat me!" not quite as appealing from a guy...
i wish i could fly... so that i could go to the top of a really tall building and threatin to jump... and when every one was gatherred arround... i would jump, only right befor i hit the ground id stop... and fly backwards to the top and say..... "TA DAAAA!"
i run for excersize now this is a true story here... i was running the other day and i'll run the first 1.5 miles to the first stop sign (i realize you dont know where i live but bare with me) and walk for a sec to catch my breath befor a make another stretch. well i wasn't thinking about the situation but when i rounded the courner walking and took off again i was passing a cop... yeah... see where this is going... now im listenning to music on my mp3 so loud i cant hear this cop calling out to me so next thing i know... i'm eating dirt with a fat ass on top of me.... long story short he asked me why i ran and i couldn't resist, i mean it was too perfect... my reply, "I just like runnin!" in my best forrest gump impersonation. hahahaha funniest part... the cop laughed harder than i did. we're good freinds now but i though id tell yall bout that one it was priceless
