A lonely woman, aged 80, decided that it was time to get
married
>> She put an ad in the local paper that read:
>>
>> HUSBAND WANTED!
>> MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's),
>> MUST NOT BEAT ME,
>> MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
>> AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
>> ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
>>
>> On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her
dismay, she
>> opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a
wheelchair.
>>
>> He had no arms or legs.
>>
>> The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider
you,
are
>>you?
>> Just look at you....you have no legs!"
>> The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She
>> snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old
man
>> smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and
gazed
>> intently. "Are you still good in bed?"
>> With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad
smile
>> and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
