MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
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Well, it's shit... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
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Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
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With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
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You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
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Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference bet ween shit and shineola.
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There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
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You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
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You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
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You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
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Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
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Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
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You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
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You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or
find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
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Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
othertimes you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
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When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the
basic building block of the English language.
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And remember, once you know your shit, you don't
need to know anything else!!
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You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or
not do so if you don't give a shit !
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Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of
shit from some shit-head..........
> Well, Shit Happens!!!