I am a mean evil sumbitch.
I am an honorable man.
I am a rogue and pirate.
I am a palidan.
I am a peasant.
Im hard to live with.
Im good to snuggle with.
I am not scared to look you in the eye and tell you what I think.
I hate to argue.
I will not tolerate rudeness.
I will let you beat on me, cuss me and when your done, let you cry in my arms if it makes you feel better.
I watch sad movies only by myself.
Why? Because I do my crying on the inside.
Im old, ugly and over weight.
Im looking forward to becoming a dirty ol man.
Ive written 100's of songs and a book or two.
But only in my mind
I love to sing.
No one likes to hear me sing.
I cant stand underwear.
Underwear is a nice wrapping paper for a woman.
Im as hard as stone and as uncaring as a snow capped mountain.
Im a lost puppy who needs to be loved.
I am all of this and so much more.
I know me well.
I dont have a clue.
