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I want my boss to say "You know what? Youve done an outstanding job. Take the rest of the day off." I then want to have a quick 30 minute drive from work to home. No Sunday drivers doing 45 MPH. No cops to see me doing 80 MPH. I want the radio station to play every song that I love to sing to as well.
Once home ( which is a nice house with a big kitchen, sunken living room, 2 bedroom 2 bath with a huge loft master bedroom and master bath instead of the rat trap mobile home I live in)
Id like to be met at the door by my beautiful wife ( which actual does happen) who is wearing nothing but a smile. (which happens a lot) She'll be holding a nice glass of wine or maybe a fresh bottle of cream ale along with a plate full of my most favorite Chinese dishes. (Yeah....No, that never happens)
From there, she will lead me to the bedroom where she helps me out of my uniform and tells me the temperature of the hot tub is just right. (Which is about 5 degrees cooler than what causes 3rd degree burns)
We will have a nice conversation while we sample Chinese cuisine and soak in soothing waters. After Ive had all I can stand of that (Which I have no idea how long is because Ive never had that pleasure) we will dry each other off. Lots of kisses and caresses will be involved.
We shall adjourn to the king sized bed with the 6 inch thick pillow topped mattress, colored by emerald hued satin sheets where upon my lovely wife will molest the hell out of me. To the point of no return. Where upon she shall jump my bones and ride me like shes at the rodeo. Where upon she shall make me feel like the luckiest man on Earth. (Which she does)
Ok, so its been my experience that the best day dreams have a little bit of truth to them. Our dreams are ours to hold. Me? Im holding on to mine so tight theyre turning purple. Heheh
