Candy Caine's blog: "No matter what you do...."

Me and my boyfriend got a new little puppy on Thursday of last week. We got it from a lady on craigslist that said they just needed good homes. It was a Rottwiler/Doberman mix. Three months old, cutest little thing. Well after having it for a couple of days, we started noticing that it was sick, and not just uncomforatable in a new home. He was throwing up, and not eating anything. It would just lay around and sleep. So we took him to the vet after having him for 4 days, and it turned out that the puppy had a disease called Parvo, which is very common is puppies, apparently. We had to get the puppy put to sleep because neither me or my boyfriend had the thousands of dollars needed for the treatments and hospitalization that after talking to the vets, said he probably wouldn't survive anyway. It fucking pisses me off, because the lady that gave us the puppy had to have known that they were all sick. Me and Chris were already totally attached to it, and it fucking killed us to have to have the puppy put down. So, yeah. That's what I'm dealing with now. A bunch of puppy toys, treats, and puppy paraphanellia... and no puppy. SUCKS. But at least I know that we gave him a good, loving home for the rest of his life. And we did all that we could for the little guy. R.I.P Drex <3

It hit us in Houston HARD. We have been without electricity for almost a week now. Hopefully, we will all have power again by Tuesday. It has been pretty hard to find water and ice, and almost all of the stores around my area have been closed. Me and my boyfriend stocked up on beer, cigarettes and canned food last week before the storm hit, but that shit didn't last long. Luckily, one of our friends had elecricity at his apartment still and took us in for a few days. My apartment still doesn't have electricity. Trees were down all over my neighborhood, as well as telephone poles and pieces of houses/fences/parks/etc. Looks pretty bad around here. Galveston took it worse than us. They are still under water in some places.

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you can watch more of his videos at Tourettesguy.com August 4, 2007

A couple of days ago we received some terrible news about Danny. Late last week Danny passed away.

About a month ago Danny was involved in a bad car accident. He had been out of the hospital for a couple of days staying with a friend when he suffered some medical complications. He unexpectedly passed away in the night.

We here at TourettesGUY.com are deeply saddened by this news as we love Danny. The reality of Danny's death hasn't sunk in yet, even a few days later. It is our burden to share this news with you - the millions of fans who also love Danny.

In about a week we will be putting the videos back up. We thought about taking the site down for good, but Danny's videos are already all over the internet and we felt that we could do some good with the site. We will be releasing all the videos along with one last new video in a high quality DVD format in memory of Danny. This DVD will be free to download, but you will also be able to purchase a physical copy. All proceeds from the DVD will go to Danny's family.

When the site is completely back up, we will have a service enabling you to send your condolences. We would also like to hear how Danny has positively influenced your life. Please be respectful, and send your letters to letters@tourettesguy.com. Shortly, we will be posting a letter from the person who discovered Danny.

We will miss you Danny!!! May you finally rest in peace.

The Big Admin.

As requested: A guide to properly commenting on Candy, her page, and the elements therewithin. 0. You are not expected to be perfect (I sure as fuck am not,) but there are certain grammar pet peaves of which you should be aware. 1. Candy is a she. She is not a they. Thus, she is not a their. Ergo "I went to Candy's page and thier photos were phat!" is fucking moronic. 2. Their is a possessive pronoun; it describes something belonging to 'they'. For exmaple, 'they have their watches, which they bought over there.' 3. There is a place or direction. There does not mean that something(s) is(are). Neither does it quantify that which belongs to they. 4. Our other friend would like to note "they're all good uses of their 'there' skills, but your skills, which I hope you're simply hiding, are lacking." 5. Similar to their/they're, your is possessive 6. You're means "you are." 7. UR is great if you are in limited space for texting, and using a keypad. Typing 'you' requires -on most keyboards- a maximum traversal of approximately 5/16 of one inch. Don't be so fucking lazy. 8. It's all good. It's time to party. 9. Its hair is red. Its clothes are missing. 10. Whilst none are expected to know which case something is, those of you whom understand this might get bonus points. 11. I hear you. 12. Come here. Can you hear me from here?