the Cat's blog: "Tom Cat - How Government Works ( or doesn't...)"

l Ft. Worth Police today reported finding a John Doe male body in the Trinity River . The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass. The police thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.