Monday I bought a brand new Dodge pickup. I returned it to the dealer
yesterday because I couldn't get t he radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated: 'Nelson' the
salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. Then he
said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy as a clam at high tide. Every time I say, 'Beethoven,' I get beautiful classical music, and if I say, 'Beatles,' I get one of their awesome songs.
Today, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed me but I swerved in time to
avoid them. I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John
Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on
tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on
scotch.
Damn...... I LOVE this truck!
