Giorgio is in this country for about 6 months. He walks to work every
day and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window
and admires a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes. He wants those
shoes so much it's all he can think about. After about 2 months he saves
the $300.00 the shoes cost and purchases them.
Every Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance in the
church basement; so Giorgio seizes the opportunity to wear his new
Bocceli leather shoes to the dance. He asks Sophia to dance and as they
dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?" Sophia,
startled, says, "Yes, Giorgio, I do wear red panties tonight; but how do
you know?"
Giorgio replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather
shoes. How do you like them?" Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a
few minutes he says to her, "Rosa, do you wear white panties
tonight?"
Rosa answers, "Yes, Giorgio, I do; but how do you know that?"
He answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather
shoes. How do you like them?" Now as the evening is almost over and the
last song is being played, Giorgio asks Carmella to dance. Midway
through the dance his face turns red. He says, "Carmella, stilla my
heart, please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight, please,
please, tella me this true!"
Carmella smiles coyly and answers, "Yes, Giorgio, I wear no panties
tonight. Why?"
Giorgio gasps and says ...."Thanka God ... I thought I had a crack in my
$300.00 Bocceli leather shoes!"
